oh shit get back in the car

[thornsofmalkav]

So, uh, Rosalie's been telling me that she's heard of some weird random attacks on the supernatural community here and at least one murder of a vampire. And, like, I don't want to say this is a definitely, but...

It might be Hunters. We might have some Hunters on our hands here in Sarmatia.

Most of you guys should be... well, not safe but safer? Like, they're probably going to look to subvert you--that's how a pair of them wiped out all the vampires in my hometown except my sire about three years before I was born--they subverted a ghoul's brother and through him a couple actual ghouls who weren't fully bound yet--at least that's what my sire said--not that I guess it matters, but--

Well. They're after the real supernaturals, not their servants, so at worst most of you'll just be unexpected casualties, but still.

Stay safe and be careful, okay?

Comments

[ivanyouidiot]

You're in more danger, aren't you?

[thornsofmalkav]

Me and Melissa. But, like, the Trumps usually resurrect us when we die. So I'm more woried about the native vampires, to be honest.

[ivanyouidiot]

These Hunters are really bad news then.

[thornsofmalkav]

They are super bad news. But at least we know now to be vigilant.

[ivanyouidiot]

Alright. If you need me, I'm around, and I'm a fair shot with a stunner.

[thornsofmalkav]

... is that a space weapon?

[ivanyouidiot]

I suppose so. But it works on planets too.

[thornsofmalkav]

So... like a phaser? Or a blaster?

[Excuse her while she gropes for science fiction handheld weapons.]

[ivanyouidiot]

Or a stunner. It's a lot like a stunner.

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh. Good.

... I'm guessing it stuns people, then.

[ivanyouidiot]

Yes! Exactly that.

[thornsofmalkav]

Good. You and Cassandra can be our first line of defense if the Hunter busts into Zed's house.

[ivanyouidiot]

Your wish is my command.