I get enough of that back home, guess they thought I could use a break.

[Because fire breathing lizards and a professional demotion are totally a break.... What even are their lives.]

But yeah, that's a pretty crap field to be master of. [Are condolences still appropriate when the person a) died themselves and b) is still around? There is no precedent for this...

Snickering at 'deathspert' is probably not the correct response regardless, but it happens anyway.]

...Still, sorry to hear it. That blows.

[And the understatement of the year award goes to...]