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[laceandcarnage]

I require immediate access to fabric and a sewing machine.

[There is a moment's pause, before she returns to add:]

The fabric must not be plaid.

Comments

[nicotinized]

Uhhh. I can get you fabric, but I'm not so sure about the sewing machine.

[creativefool]

...sewin' machine, huh? Well... I've got one, but it might take a bit of gettin' used to.

[darkhourdear]

Are you making something? What is it?

[dino_zarf]

Do I even want to know why you're specifying the plaid thing?