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[laceandcarnage]

I require immediate access to fabric and a sewing machine.

[There is a moment's pause, before she returns to add:]

The fabric must not be plaid.

Comments

[dino_zarf]

Do I even want to know why you're specifying the plaid thing?

[laceandcarnage]

I do not know. Do you wish to know?

[dino_zarf]

It's a mighty specific thing to bring up. Implies some sort of tartaned horror.

[laceandcarnage]

Yes. Hajime is wearing...orange plaid.

[dino_zarf]

Orange plaid?

[That sounds...]

Zoe is never allowed to comment on my fashion sense again.

[laceandcarnage]

Why is your fashion sense a forbidden topic?

[dino_zarf]

My shirts might be bright but at least they aren't orange plaid.

[laceandcarnage]

That is not an adequate test of good fashion.

[dino_zarf]

Mostly aiming for not the worst at this point.

[laceandcarnage]

Only one garment may be "the worst". Your standards are too low.

[dino_zarf]

Just trying to avoid getting my shirts tossed out an airlock.