And Now the Wolf-Bear of Doom is Dead

[laceandcarnage]

I am dead.

Dead things should remain dead. Why am I now alive?

Comments

[laceandcarnage]

I do not know the particulars. Ask someone else.

[failgoyle]

...okay! I will! Thanks!

[Look, you gotta be sure to be very polite to large predators. It pays.]