Late in the Third Jaunt Mingle, Another Report of Scary Things

[failgoyle]

Alright, alright, nowhere is safe! It's official, that's it, show's over, can we go home now? I am so done with all of this! So done!

Because Nakamiyo was supposed to be free of anyone who might want to threaten me with ghosts or shoot me in the leg, and you know who I ran into again out here? Matthew! He was right here! Right here IN NAKAMIYO WHERE HE DOESN'T BELONG! I thought he was going back to his monastery or sticking around in Koroshima to talk to dead people! Not just walking along on a path in the middle of nowhere in Nakamiyo, SENDING OUT TERRIFYING FIRE MONSTERS WITH A BAZILLION HEADS to attack people! Just when I thought whatever he could summon up couldn't get worse, he pulls that from the bowels of hell! I barely got out of there alive!

...Cassandra, I'm in Liminal Space again, if you were wondering.

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[failgoyle]

No, no, Robin Hood's a guy. Steals from the rich, gives to the poor, that sort of thing.

[There's a pause.]

But it's the truth! I had to get food for helpless talking baby animals! People love baby animals!

[pseudologist]

I'm pretty sure no one in those villages counts as rich.

And there are other ways to get food. Ones that don't involve drunken wheelbarrow chases.

[failgoyle]

Well, at the time, it made perfect sense!

Because I was drunk!

I'm not going to get drunk again, alright, problem solved.

Naoki's not gonna give me anymore anyways.