> You have received the quest Cat Needs Food Badly

[shiroganeheir]

FELIX MAXIMUS MAGNUS, YOU GET YOUR FURRY ASS BACK HERE OR SO HELP ME IZANAMI.....

[Naoto's angry voice rings out across the network before she cuts herself off.]

My apologies, everyone. I seem to have lost a fat, white cat. He will likely eat all of your food if you are not careful. If you find him please let me know.

[OOC: Feel free to make up Magnus sightings! He's fussy, arrogant, and will eat all of your food.]

Comments

[truerevelation]

Wha- wh- dammit! The takoyaki's all gone... and I think I see some fur...

[shiroganeheir]

Oh, gods. I'm so sorry, Kanji. I am going to kick that damn cat when I find him.

[truerevelation]

If I find him first, he's ... he's ... mittens! Fluffy ones!

[shiroganeheir]

[Oh, look, a mental giggle.]

He might make some cute mittens.

[truerevelation]

...It's soft fur.

[shiroganeheir]

Yes, it rather is.

[She pauses.]

Kanji, please don't shave my cat. I can groom him and give you the brushings if you want.

[truerevelation]

Wh - I w-wasn't gonna...

[shiroganeheir]

I know, Kanji. I am simply teasing.

I might prevail upon you in the future for some tuna fish for him, in any case.

[truerevelation]

H-heh. Yeah, I know.

I don't mind feedin' him for ya. But... not like that...

[shiroganeheir]

I wouldn't ever expect you to, Kanji. Do not worry.