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Ambrose "Glitch" Langwe ([personal profile] wholeheaded) wrote in [community profile] synopsychic2014-07-08 08:46 am

[open to Investigators]

Oh, well this is... different.

[ the mental voice is light, American-accented, and at first hesitant but confidence builds as he goes on. ]

Hello new Travelers, and not-as-new ones I haven't met yet, looks like the Trumps have a new mission for us. If you can hear me, you're an Investigator and that means exactly what you'd think: we're gonna be putting our heads together to help solve some problem in this world. Thankfully that putting-our-heads-together bit's pretty easy because of this nifty telepathic thingy-- don't worry, no one can hear your thoughts if you don't want them to, but if you need help or find out stuff you think is important please share with the rest of the class.

[ it's funny because they're in a school, see. ]

You might have friends here, other Travelers, who don't remember you and think they've lived all their lives in this world. We call them Infiltrators and usually they're good sources of info, so try and blend in and stay close with them. That shouldn't be too hard since the folks here seem to have been expecting us, or a group like us and good Glinda can we please have every Jaunt start like this?

Ah... meanwhile let's try and coordinate and see who's still with us. My name's Ambrose, by the way, I'm that guy with the zipper on his head.


[ooc: Psychic network post for all your orientation needs. Remember that only investigators can use it, and feel free to threadjack around! ]
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-08 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank the Maker for that. Wouldn't do to be perforated on an empty stomach.
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-08 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Who would? Evisceration's always best after a solid meal. And perhaps a cup or two of wine.
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-08 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Going for the "make them really regret it" school of defense, I see.

[ Wow, that's disgusting. ]
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-08 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as a first course of action, but if it gets that far, the time to be a tidy guest has passed.
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If you suspect evisceration, try the pudding. Got it.
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-09 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
When you put it that way, it just sounds absurd.

[He's still amused; people who appreciate proper gallows humour are too few and far between.]
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-09 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
That seems to happen to most things once you make 'pudding' an add-on. Try it!

[ He means, this, by the way. Go on, pick the worst thing you can think of, and add pudding to it. ]
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-10 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Horrific torture by pudding... No, that's just disturbing.
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-10 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Disturbing? Or delicious.

[ Ah. ]

Either way a much less terrible prospect.

[ Sort of like 'imagine the audience in their underwear' except potentially less scarring. ]
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-11 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it would be novel, at least. Perhaps we should suggest it to some enterprising interrogator the next time we come across one.
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-16 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Friendly snort. ...yes, a psychic snort. ]

You must lead a interesting life, if you often run into those.

[ And he doesn't even know that proverb where 'interesting' is a curse! Although if he did it would uh, certainly resonate. ]
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-16 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
When I'm not traversing unknown worlds, I am in service to the King of France. Occasional visits to the prisons are among the less pleasant necessities.
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[personal profile] deconsecrate 2014-07-25 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maker, I'm sorry to hear that.

[ Cheerful! From one person (....formerly) in the service of a very important person to another. ]
Edited (what happens when you are so sloooow is that you reuse woooords like a jeeeerk) 2014-07-25 09:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] tireur 2014-07-28 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's not so terrible. I've managed to keep on the right side of the cell door so far, at least.

[Which really is a miracle, considering what he and his friends get up to.]