Hungry Hungry Waheelas

[laceandcarnage]

Kanji.

Your restaurant has no food.

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[truerevelation]

Wh- aw, shit, I was just runnin' a dungeon and my head's still ... kinda outta it. Right. Gimme a sec', and I'll go sort some ...

[Pause.]

...Wait. Istas?

[laceandcarnage]

I will wait.

[Then she pauses, and notes his question]

Yes?

[truerevelation]

It is you?

[Then again, who else would... Never mind, he can think of at least one person.]

When did you get back?

[laceandcarnage]

Yes. This is liminal space. I am not infiltrating.

I returned twenty minutes ago.

[and the first thing she did was go to your restaurant with the aim of eating everything in sight. Don't you feel special, Kanji?]

[truerevelation]

Heh. Well... welcome back?

[...he thinks that applies?]

[laceandcarnage]

Your welcome is noted.

[shiroganeheir]

Did my cat eat it all again? My apologies.

[fridgeninja]

He's really impressive.

He helped me finish my second beef bowl.

[shiroganeheir]

He has a rather... prodigious appetite.

[fridgeninja]

It must run in the family.

He gets it from my side

[shiroganeheir]

Certainly not mine. I tend to forget to eat.

Perhaps he is picking up my slack?

[truerevelation]

...I leave the place for five seconds ... Eh. I can't stay mad at him.

[shiroganeheir]

He is rather an adorable feline.

My apologies, Kanji.

[laceandcarnage]

Your cat will not steal my food again, or his flesh will provide the meal that I have been denied.

[shiroganeheir]

Please don't kill my cat. He's an annoying furball, but I'm quite fond of him.

[Besides, you try telling a fat cat what to do.]

[laceandcarnage]

He is safe, as long as he does not take my food.

[she does not tell. she simply says what will happen, and if it does not, then there will be carnage]

[professorwolf]

Istas?

[Have a startled but pleased werewolf, there, Istas.]

Welcome back! If Kanji hasn't gotten you your meal yet, I'm sure I could oblige.

[laceandcarnage]

Yes.

I will take your meal as well.

[After all, who says Kanji's food is enough?]

[professorwolf]

Wherever you were, I take it, it left you hungry?

[He's putting together something right now, in fact, because this is much more pleasant than thinking about Lupa's dungeon, after having so recently come back out of that.]

Where were you? I hope it wasn't a dungeon.

[laceandcarnage]

I always feel the Hunger.

I was elsewhere. Sometimes there was carnage.

[professorwolf]

Somehow, I am not the least bit surprised. Was it enjoyable carnage?

[laceandcarnage]

Why would carnage not be enjoyable?

[It is carnage. Therefore, it is glorious]

[professorwolf]

I can think of a few situations where it wouldn't be, but I don't imagine you'd really be in them often, that's true.

You're still at Kanji's restaurant? Or have you moved on by now?

[laceandcarnage]

I am at the restaurant.

[she needs to get her food before she can move, of course]

[professorwolf]

Good, I wasn't sure if Kanji had gotten to you yet. That makes you easy to find. I'll be by shortly, then.

[unagreeable]

Restaurant without food?

Sounds like a scam.

[laceandcarnage]

It is not a scam.

If it were then I would rend the flesh of those responsible, and make their spleens into a hat.

[unagreeable]

Eheheh-- cool.

[highsteaks]

It's not my fault this time! I was in the dungeon with him!

[laceandcarnage]

[there is puzzled, confused pause]

I do not know you.

[highsteaks]

I don't know you either.

But you're right. The Aiya really needs food again. I'm gonna make Kanji make some more. Lots of meat.

[Chie... you just got done eating a bunch of people. Are you sure you want to eat meat?]

[laceandcarnage]

Yes. Kanji should make meat. Meat pleases me.

[not all meat is people. Istas has found that there are many delicious non-people meats in the world]

[highsteaks]

Me too. I love pretty much everything made of meat: gyudon, steak skewers, kushikatsu...

[Welp. Now she's hungry again.]

Anyway, I'm Chie.

[laceandcarnage]

I am Istas.

I like those meats as well. I am also fond of dishes made of chicken or rat.

[highsteaks]

... uh. I've never ate rat.

I had dormouse, though, in Ancient Rome. It was surprisingly good, especially slathered in honey.

[laceandcarnage]

Dormouse are also enjoyable. I have no eaten them with honey. I will request that Kanji create some for me.

[highsteaks]

Yeah, good idea. We should also get him to make us a Trojan Boar. Those are super impressive. Actually, Rome had a lot of really good meat, fish sauce or no fish sauce. It's too bad you missed it.