Heavens save us... [2nd Day of Jaunt. OTA]

[lunchleader]

Guys.

Guys.

Zed is writing romance stuff.

Well, his other self is writing it, bit still...!

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[uzoda]

...is that a bad thing?

Who's he again? The glitter guy?

[lunchleader]

The guy crazy about glitter and light and shiny things and people, yeah. That's him.

This is really creepy.

[uzoda]

I... guess if you say so? Is he doing anything dangerous? Like, is he stalking people?

[lunchleader]

Sort of? I mean, he used to lead the group of bad guys back home, but he doesn't now. Not since he actually got some friends that aren't evil.

But it's bad in that he's gonna write some creepy romance stuff. I hate to see him try and create a wedding scene

[uzoda]

So is this version of him bad? Or just writing stuff you wouldn't expect him to?

If all he's doing is writing, I think that's pretty good, for a jaunt.

[lunchleader]

But you don't get it! Zed's view on romance and marriage...it's really scary and creepy!

[uzoda]

Yeah, uh... I don't. What's wrong, exactly?

[lunchleader]

The one girl he married? She ate him.

And then he somehow got out and ate her instead.

[uzoda]

Wait, what?! What?! Like... literally? How does that even work?!

[lunchleader]

It's all weird darkness Shadow Line stuff. I wasn't there when she ate him - never got the invite to the wedding. But then after we had to fight her off, Zed busted out of her and ate her instead!

Thankfully, her mom got her out of there, so she's okay now. Really, the one good thing about Noire...

[uzoda]

...woah, woah, okay, what's a Shadow Line? That's... okay, that sounds more like absorbing, is that what you mean?

[He's a Kamen Rider and he's seen some weird crap, this isn't too hard to wrap his mind around, but details are still good.]

[lunchleader]

.......oh, right. Different worlds.

[...Right, could you be any more ditzy?]

In my world, there's two types of magical trains running around. There's the Rainbow Line, which runs on Imagination...and I think Light. And then there's the Shadow Line, which runs on Darkness, and I think it's made of pure Darkness as well. I'm part of the Rainbow Line, as are my friends back home, and it's part of our job to keep the Shadow Line from covering the world in Darkness.

[uzoda]

[On one hand, this sounds completely ridiculous. On the other hand, ancient monsters sealed into playing cards battling for the fate of the world is pretty out there, too. He will, once more, refrain from throwing stones from his house of cards.]

And he's with the Shadow Line? You guys have some kind of truce going on, here?