[ Oh, he doesn't doubt that Souji's much more date material than he could ever be. Because he puts himself down compared to anyone at all, that's not exactly what the surprise is about-- as is quickly shown, considering how quickly he goes on. ]

Of course, what are the odds of everyone in this place already being in some sort of relationship except for me?! [ Or, well, he keeps having the terrible luck of running exactly into all the people involved with others.. ]

Are these Trumps trying to pick on me..?!