absolutely open to anyone!

[flatteries]

Er-- if you would all excuse me, I am looking for a certain lovely person.

[ And Inigo doesn't know what filtered thinking is. Or trying to think towards one person in general. He's new to all this telepathic stuff, okay.. and sort of an idiot, hence why everyone can just plainly hear this if they don't choose to ignore the voice. ]

I've been having terrible difficulties finding them by myself, so I figured this might be the right approach for the matter. This is about the beautiful Mitsuhide who I was told of! And according to the information I have received, the two of us could start a "beautiful relationship".. if you know what I mean. [ Inigo, that's gay. ]

So it would not do to let you go without my company for much longer! If anyone knows of their current whereabouts, or if you're hearing it yourself, fair Mitsuhide, please let me know!

[ Sounds like someone skipped over a gender detail or two while explaining this to Inigo, huh.. ]

Comments

1/idk

[rightfully]

[ ... ]

...

[ ... ]

...

[ What. ]

Yeah done

[rightfully]

[ Lucina knows, having been there for Inigo since (more or less) his birth and being his sole guardian for many years, that her brother is quite delicate, and perhaps a bit addled of wits. It’s not her place to judge, even if she were capable of such a thing; and really, as long as her comrades were taking their battles seriously, there wasn’t much else for her to say.

Sometimes, though… ]

Inigo, perhaps you may want to speak to the young, uh, lady privately.

[ She barely resists scolding him, because she isn’t sure what she’d be scolding him for.

What is happening here. ]

Enthusiasm is a good thing, but someone might mistake your intentions.

1/idk either

[aideing]

[someone searching for someone over the psychic network...well, that's valid, he thinks. It's an easy way to find someone--though the longer this goes, the more it sounds like it's to solicit their attention in a distinctly strange way--]

[aideing]

[...

"Mitsuhide"...

... ... ...wait.]

[aideing]

[Wait]

[aideing]

["The beautiful Mitsuhide"...


........ MAYBE THERE'S ANOTHER MITSUHIDE]

[aideing]

["'A beautiful relationship'............if you know what I mean"????

Urk.]

[aideing]

[Okay he can't stay silent anymore, the thoughts are just bursting right out of him, rather fervently.]

T-t-that's inappropriate to discuss like this!

[HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM...]

i'm done now

[aideing]

[Wait.

Focus, Mitsuhide.]

Also I'm very sorry but I'm not interested...!

[30languagesofbeer]

Y'know, if a girly's hidin' from ya, it's not normally a good sign.

[flatteries]

Ah-- no, please do not misunderstand, my fair lady! This lovely Mitsuhide is not hiding from me, it is merely that we have not met yet. And it is so terribly difficult to recognize someone when all you have to go by is a name, is it not?

[gekisha]

Oh? I didn't know that Mitsuhide-san had a suitor! And such a bold one at that...

[he doesn't know if he should laugh or be horrendously judgmental right now. probably a little of both, but that's unimportant right now.]

Announcing your intent to start a beautiful relationship to everyone. My, I guess someone would probably be charmed by it.

[flatteries]

[ Inigo either doesn't have much of a trolling radar or he just doesn't care, since he doesn't even seem to mind Souji's tone. Instead he sounds oddly proud..?? ]

I thought it might be the best way to go! Is it not vaguely similar to bringing a beautiful lady a serenade to woo her over? They do that in all those books about romance..! [ Which are obviously great things to base your ideas of romantic actions on.. ] Sometimes pulling a little attention is merely the way to go to make the one you love notice you.

oh ftlof

[wholeheaded]

...do you really think this is the time to be seeking relationship assistance?

[ bro.]

[flatteries]

Why not? Is there any better time than now?

[ The answer is yes, but.. ssh, Inigo doesn't have to know. He sounds so happy.. ]

Someone told me about this Mitsuhide and how the two of us would have a beautiful relationship.. and, well, I would hardly deny the efforts of such a determined matchmaker. It would be rude to do so!

[succinct]

[ And here is the source behind all of this pain. ]

So, how did it go?

[flatteries]

[ KIKIIIIIIIIIIIIII... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM..

If there's such a thing as mental crying, then Inigo is pretty damn close to it right about now. ]

W-why didn't you mention he is a guy?!

[starcaptor]

[wow that's so romantic inigo........ it took like half the manga for sakura to confess anything to yukito, so this is like incredible to her]

I bet he'll be very happy! [except]

[wait]

[kiki tho]

[is this a complicated love triangle she's sensing]

[flatteries]

[ At least he has one tiny supporter here.. god bless your innocent maiden heart, Sakura. ]

Why, thank you! It means a lot to hear that from--

[ .. wait, hold the presses for a moment there. ]

He..?

[cutting]

... You that desperate for a date? [Is this even a time to be looking for a date? Isn't this the kind of thing you're supposed to do in person? Absolutely none of this makes sense Shiki doesn't know if she should laugh at this person or sigh!!]

[flatteries]

[ DON'T YOU JUDGE HIM SHIKI.. YOU HAVE TWO PERSONALITIES AND CAN CUT THINGS TO DEATH ISN'T THAT MORE WEIRD!! ]

Calling it desperate sounds so cruel.. let's just say that I simply can't turn down a request to make someone very happy. How does that sound?

[halfkill]

.... my friend, has anyone informed you yet that 'Mitsuhide' is typically a male name?

Though I suppose I can still be optimistic for you.

[flatteries]

[ Nope, he's already well informed. By, you know, Mitsuhide himself. This is what happens when you're fairly anime, but not actually from Japan, huh..

Don't mind it if his mental tone shakes a little, he's probably about to go cry somewhere in a corner of Liminal Space all by himself. ]

I.. I know already... [ He sounds so pathetic.. ] I made such a terrible mistake..!

[fixated]

[ won't stop, can't stop the gay thought he can hear almost every single conversation going on in the above. People should really learn to filter -- er, wait, that's how this works, right? Oh well. ]

It would seem you've landed in quite the pickle, but...

[ there's a pause ]

If this Mitsuhide was such a perfect match, why are you holding back? Do you not like him anymore?

[ Just woe him like there's no tomorrow! Because who knows, maybe there isn't. ]

[flatteries]

[ Inigo, practicing actually filtered thinking? That might be a far off dream.. but then again, maybe it's better for the group this way. They have free entertainment after all as they watch Inigo slowly shove his own foot into his mouth! ]

I.. it's since I thought he was a she!

[ Shouldn't this be obvious, Jack? Or do you think he's surpressing some inner urges or something like that.. probably not, with the way he almost sounds like he's about to cry. (He probably really is.) ]

This is a completely different situation, I have been lied to..! [ Not too strange of a situation, considering it happened back home all the time.. ]