absolutely open to anyone!

[flatteries]

Er-- if you would all excuse me, I am looking for a certain lovely person.

[ And Inigo doesn't know what filtered thinking is. Or trying to think towards one person in general. He's new to all this telepathic stuff, okay.. and sort of an idiot, hence why everyone can just plainly hear this if they don't choose to ignore the voice. ]

I've been having terrible difficulties finding them by myself, so I figured this might be the right approach for the matter. This is about the beautiful Mitsuhide who I was told of! And according to the information I have received, the two of us could start a "beautiful relationship".. if you know what I mean. [ Inigo, that's gay. ]

So it would not do to let you go without my company for much longer! If anyone knows of their current whereabouts, or if you're hearing it yourself, fair Mitsuhide, please let me know!

[ Sounds like someone skipped over a gender detail or two while explaining this to Inigo, huh.. ]

Comments

[succinct]

Maybe not. But I wouldn't immediately flirt with anyone [ ever ] that I hadn't known, or even met before.

[flatteries]

That is exactly why you don't understand!

[ Not that she could understand even if she did flirt a lot - after all, it's not like it's what Inigo really is like. It's just a coping method gone out of control. ]

I doubt you have ever flirted with anyone before at all. I'm spot on, aren't I?!

[succinct]

[ Yeah, see Inigo, you need less suicidal coping methods. ]

Is there a point in encouraging interest in someone I'm not interested in?

[flatteries]

[ cuts down the bridge to safety??? ]

Have you never truly loved anyone?! [ Not even Mitsuhide?? That's pretty cruel, you know, he sounded so into you, Kiki... ]

[succinct]

[ YOU FOOL!!! ]

Yes.

[ yes, she has, yes, she has never-- CLARIFY, KIKI. But from the way her mental tone takes on a slightly different note... ]

[flatteries]

[ Yeah, see-- Inigo might seem like an idiot, but even he catches on to that sort of thing, so he mentally pauses for a moment. ]

.. So you have. [ He sighs a little to himself, careful to not let it slip into his mental tone as well. ] Is it him?

[ Mitsuhide, of course. Who else? ]

[succinct]

Is that really something you have to know?

[ she's a private lady, Inigo. ]

[flatteries]

[ There's a pause, almost eerily so, and when he speaks up again (mentally, but whatever) his tone actually seems pretty different. Much more like the usual than it did a moment ago. ]

My, I may be a man of passion, but I am not one to intrude on other people's relationships! It's merely a good thing to know, isn't it? [ Suspicious bouncing back... ]

[succinct]

[ ... uh-huh. ]

If you're that eager to get into a relationship, see how far friendship can take you first.

[flatteries]

I already have plenty of friends, you know..

[ This is just his weirdass way of making friends, Kiki... don't judge.. ]

[succinct]

And do you romance them so pointedly?

[flatteries]

Why would I do that?!

[ He's mostly saying it though since he's thinking of the guys rather than the girls.. the girls are a victim of this too, okay. Unless your name is Noire, then Inigo himself is the victim. ]

That's-- [ homo, Kiki!! The thought is so scandalous he has to cover up his blushing face for a moment even though no one can see him since this is all a mental conversation.. ]

[succinct]

Is it really so alarming a thought?

[ OKAY, INIGO... ]

[flatteries]

Yes?!

[ ?!?!? ]

Despite what all of this might have sounded like, I don't-- I... I like women!

[ And even then he's just terrified of them half of the time despite his approach.. thanks, shyness. ]

[succinct]

... You're misunderstanding something completely.