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synopsychic2014-08-08 10:23 pm
flatteries) wrote in synopsychic2014-08-08 10:23 pm
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Er-- if you would all excuse me, I am looking for a certain lovely person.
[ And Inigo doesn't know what filtered thinking is. Or trying to think towards one person in general. He's new to all this telepathic stuff, okay.. and sort of an idiot, hence why everyone can just plainly hear this if they don't choose to ignore the voice. ]
I've been having terrible difficulties finding them by myself, so I figured this might be the right approach for the matter. This is about the beautiful Mitsuhide who I was told of! And according to the information I have received, the two of us could start a "beautiful relationship".. if you know what I mean. [ Inigo, that's gay. ]
So it would not do to let you go without my company for much longer! If anyone knows of their current whereabouts, or if you're hearing it yourself, fair Mitsuhide, please let me know!
[ Sounds like someone skipped over a gender detail or two while explaining this to Inigo, huh.. ]
[ And Inigo doesn't know what filtered thinking is. Or trying to think towards one person in general. He's new to all this telepathic stuff, okay.. and sort of an idiot, hence why everyone can just plainly hear this if they don't choose to ignore the voice. ]
I've been having terrible difficulties finding them by myself, so I figured this might be the right approach for the matter. This is about the beautiful Mitsuhide who I was told of! And according to the information I have received, the two of us could start a "beautiful relationship".. if you know what I mean. [ Inigo, that's gay. ]
So it would not do to let you go without my company for much longer! If anyone knows of their current whereabouts, or if you're hearing it yourself, fair Mitsuhide, please let me know!
[ Sounds like someone skipped over a gender detail or two while explaining this to Inigo, huh.. ]
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[he's definitely having way, way too much fun watching inigo try to figure this out.
why tell him outright when he can witness it all unfold as inigo puts the pieces together?]
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[ The answer is simple - because Souji Okita is involved, and if that guy is good at anything, it's being a general pain in the ass to everyone he comes across.. but it's not like Inigo realises that just yet. In fact, he probably hasn't even caught on to the fact that Souji is just trolling him purposefully in general yet.. ]
Just tell me outright-- you are making me feel quite nervous..! [ Not that.. it's.. very hard, considering it's Inigo. He gets nervous at the sheer presence of another person, let's be real here. ]
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[okay, that's not really true at all. it's still a lot of fun, but souji can see the exact point where watching inigo fumble dumbly as he tries to figure it all out despite the obvious clues. it's not like all hope is lost, not when he has yet to see inigo's reaction to the truth.]
You see... Mitsuhide-san isn't a lady at all.
1 / i.. dk...
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[ .. yeah, there's.. something wrong with that statement, isn't there.. ]
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As in, he's been flirting with someone who's not a lady.
As in, someone who's probably a guy.
Ah.
Yes.
That may be the problem he's facing here. ]
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[ He can't even bring forward a single coherent thought anymore at that very possibility... oh god, this is possibly the biggest embarrassment he's faced so far in his life. And that's saying a lot, really. ]
done.....
[ Guess who - even mentally - sounds like he's on the verge of crying right about now. ]
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[inigo may not be able to hear the fit of hysterics souji is in over this, but it's happening. even via a mental conversation, he can probably tell that souji is more amused than he probably should be.]
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Even if it does make him feel like crawling under some rock and never coming out from under there again. ]
It's-- it's all lady Kiki's fault, she told me.. she said that she thought Mitsuhide and I could form a relationship..!
[ Inigo just didn't realise what kind of relationship.. nor does he realise he's only giving the other guy more fuel to laugh his ass off over. ]
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[granted, souji knows that the wording has implications, and even without actually knowing kiki, he feels it's pretty safe to say that she trolled inigo pretty damn hard.
which provides endless amusement for him... because he really doesn't have very much shame at all in laughing at someone else's expense. especially when it's a situation like this one, that lends itself so nicely to his amusement. all the same though... there is a little bit of validity in what he points out, even if he does full-well understand what transpired.]
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[ But it's not even him fully defending himself as much as there really is something questioning in that statement.. he thought it was logical, but then again, Inigo knows he's never the sharpest thack in the drawer, that's why they keep Laurent around to be the logical one instead. ]
I mean.. if you had been presented with this scenario, would you not have done the very same thing?
[ Except not everyone hits on anything with boobs the way Inigo does... but.. still... ]
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[he's not helping the situation at all with this. if anything, he's completely aware that he's probably just pouring salt straight into the wound here with this one. and yet, it doesn't stop him at all.]
tags you back five minutes later...........
Girlfriend.
Girlfriend?!
Seriously, why is it that anyone he talks about this topic with ends up already being in a relationship? Is he just that cursed or are the Trumps playing some cruel joke on him..
In fact, the thought occurs to him so strongly that it's the first thing he sends out, almost involuntarily. ]
You have a girlfriend?! [ As if it doesn't even occur to him that asking that could be considered.. well, you know. Rude as hell considering how he almost sounds like he doesn't believe it. ]
that was rude tbh
[it's still amusing, seriously, inigo!! they've only been mentally conversing for a few minutes, he doesn't exactly have a right to be so surprised.
souji's a fucking charming guy after all, why else would chizuru have picked him? he may be a prankster but he's good looking, talented— so-on and so-forth. it's not that hard to accept okay. there's no need to be a rude child about it just because you messed up.]
this is how i show my love to you
Of course, what are the odds of everyone in this place already being in some sort of relationship except for me?! [ Or, well, he keeps having the terrible luck of running exactly into all the people involved with others.. ]
Are these Trumps trying to pick on me..?!