Why This

[failgoyle]

[Once more, there is only mental screaming over the network, accompanied by a bit of Sensory Livestreaming of a fireball right in Jules's face. It's at least a bit more immediate of a threat than Jules's usual reasons for screaming.

And yet if one listens closely, one might be able to make out words in all the mental shrieking.]

Idon'tknowwhathappenedandMatthew'sreallypissedoffatmeandI'mgonnadieandIneedhelpandwhydoesthisalwayshappentomewhatishappeninghelphelphelp...!

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[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

JULES!

You are made of stone! Use it!

[failgoyle]

But I'm not--

--OH! RIGHT!

[Thanks, Zaknafein, it is at this moment that he takes the stone gargoyle form and saves his ass to a certain degree.]

[hiding_honor_in_darkness]

-=there are certainly a number of degrees involved with that particular situation=-

You need to remain calm, panicking is the worst thing you can do! Where are you?

[failgoyle]

IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT!

SCARY COMPUTER ROOM I'M THERE!