before the cornu makes it to shore

[cawfullyironic]

-=there's a sudden yelling in your head investigators, accompanied by orange subtitles in the hopes it won't get ignored=-

yo everyone on the boat

get out the way yall cuz IM COMIN THE FUCK UP

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After Beatrice starts yelling for help

[thornsofmalkav]

Shit, shit, shit. You need to make legs, dude. You need to banish your totem.

[awfullyironic]

FUCK oh fuck oh fuck, That's a thing?

[thornsofmalkav]

Yeah! It's called dismissing your totem. You need to focus on the fishy part of you and then tell it to go away for a little while.

Okay, um. You know how you sometimes turn your tail into legs when you're a sprite? It's like that.

[awfullyironic]

That's doki bullshit! How do I-

wow fuck that's weird!

[thornsofmalkav]

That it is. You okay now? I can't hardly see from down here.

[awfullyironic]

Feli just tried to drown everyone. I'm in like a legit fuckin fishbowl right now. Don't forget to feed me or I'm gonna get all irate on a motherfucker.

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh my god.

Well. Uh. I'll see if someone can shake some flakes into your bowl.

[awfullyironic]

Upend a bag of doritos I'll vacuum up that shit before it stains my scales back to the keenest shade of eye searing orange.

Just don't tell Feli, he pouts whenever I eat trash.

[thornsofmalkav]

Of course he does.



... you do know this isn't private, right?

[awfullyironic]

Must have dropped all my fucks when I lost my legs for the second fuckin time.

Besides I grew up on that shit and I turned out okay.

[thornsofmalkav]

Okay. Well. Sadly, I do not have any Doritos right now, so we'll have to wait on feeding you like a goldfishy.

[awfullyironic]

Yeah, that's cool. I mean in retrospect that's probably for the best. Soggy Doritos are nasty as shit.

[thornsofmalkav]

Yeah. Nobody wants saggy chips.

[chalicejoker]

If you'd stayed where you were, I could've portaled you both to Liminal!

[awfullyironic]

Yeah well I didn't know if Liminal was fulla water too!

[chalicejoker]

We could have made a space without it!

[awfullyironic]

How was I supposed to fuckin know you can do that?

[chalicejoker]

I don't know, I own a restaurant in there, I talk on the network about making food for people...

...look, if you can't do that stuff, I can teach you that, too.

[awfullyironic]

Been able to make shit long before I got here. Not rooms though. Well maybe. Never tried.

[chalicejoker]

It's the same general idea, just reworked a bit. You should be able to get rooms, easy.

[awfullyironic]

I guess. Never really needed one tho.

[chalicejoker]

They're nice to have.