regarding goats

[happyhalloween]

Is Mr Kenzaki gonna still wrestle a goat? Because Beato has lots of goats! Well, I think maybe she can only have one or two at a time out, but that's okay, I think Mr. Kenzaki only needs to wrestle one goat!

Beato, if you're gonna summon a goat for Mr Kenzaki to fight, you should summon Goat-kun! He's the most legendary of all your goats! And I bet he'd have fun!

Comments

[morethanashadow]

[Phillip is clearly missing some context here.]

Why is Kenzaki wrestling a goat?

[happyhalloween]

Because he needs to in order to be the god of war! It's very important!

[awitchdidit]

Hm! That would be an interesting matchup, at least if we stuck to formal rules. Greco-Roman wrestling, or modern professional wrestling, do you think?

[happyhalloween]

I dunno. Greco-Roman would fit because we were just there, but if it was modern he could wear a funny mask!

[uzoda]

Wait, wait, what?! That... that wasn't even me making that promise!

[happyhalloween]

But I wanna see you fight a goat! I think everybody does!

[summerorange]

I was about say... That certainly doesn't sound like you to do such a thing.

[triggerhappytraitor]

[[Of all the ridiculous things someone could remember from that jaunt..]]

I don't think anyone truly meant for Therion-- Kenzaki's overlay-- to fight a goat. It was a joke that Selene was making at Ares' expense.

[happyhalloween]

But it would be a lot of fun for Mr. Kenzaki to fight a goat butler. We could have Papa film it with his eyes for the network.

[icanhearscreams]

I mean, if we can get a goat, I say... why not?

[uzoda]

Hey, c'mon, this isn't going to be a fair fight for the goat...

[happyhalloween]

We can! Beato can summon goat butlers! They're very good at fighting~

[chalicejoker]

[He has no idea what's going on, but...]

I feel sorry for the goat.

[uzoda]

[Thank you for that show of faith in his goat-defeating skills, Hajime.]

I know, right? I don't want to hurt some poor random goat. Seriously.

[happyhalloween]

I dunno! Beato's goat butlers are really strong, even though they're the least of her Furniture.

[fearinahandfulof]

Wrestle a goat?

[Maria, she likes you very much, but you confuse her utterly sometimes.]

[happyhalloween]

At the big meeting, they said Mr Kenzaki has to wrestle a goat. Beato has goats.

[all_onis_are_true]

I would inquire as to the context of this question, but somehow I feel that would make it even more confusing.

[happyhalloween]

It was something they agreed at the big meeting. I snuck in after I talked to Hecate.

[lunchleader]

Really? He actually said he'd do that?

But why a goat?

[happyhalloween]

I dunno. You'd have to ask the god people.

[acapriciousthing]

I think with how this works, his overlay would be wrestling the goat after we left.

[happyhalloween]

Oh.

But he can still wrestle one here too, right? That would be a lot of fun.

[otomechapilot]

I mean. For it to be fair, it can't be any goat.

It needs to be the GOAT OF WAR!

[happyhalloween]

It needs to be the LEGENDARY GOAT-KUN.