Audio, after the Jaunt

[failgoyle]

[Unsurprisingly, almost as soon as everyone returns to Liminal Space after the Jaunt, there's screaming on the network again. At least he's had the presence of mind to filter it from Rose this time.]

SORRYSORRYI'MSOSORRYI'MSOSORRYFOREVERYTHINGTHATIDIDIDIDN'TMEANANYOFIT...

[Good luck to anyone who wants to get anything other than an incoherent apology out of him for the forseeable future.]

Comments

[wildmagician]

How to know we're back in Liminal: Jules screaming about something.

Calm down, will you.

[summerorange]

If I have to shut him up after every single world...

[wildmagician]

I bet even if we went to a very happy place and had a very happy time, he'd still come up with a reason to yell...

[ofinspiration]

Can anyone shut him up? Perhaps a preemptive psychic mute the moment a jaunt ends?

I swear if he doesn't stop, I'll kill him. I really will.

[wildmagician]

We clearly need to try and develop an auto-mute skill. Maybe the Arcana could provide us that for the sake of our mental ears...

[ofinspiration]

It's the least they could do after inflicting him on us, though I have my doubts they care terribly much about our sanity...

[haveabiscuit]

Jules, breathe.

[She can complain about the screaming or she can try to get him calm. And given that the words are psychic she can't be sure he is breathing actually.]

[failgoyle]

Y-you wouldn't do that, would you?

[failgoyle]

IT'S VERY HARD!

I did terrible things!

[failgoyle]

Easy for you to say, you didn't go around murdering and poisoning and torturing people!

[failgoyle]

I would not!

[ofinspiration]

Keep screaming incessantly and you'll find out soon enough.

[hazardlight]

Fuck's sake, dude, some of us were trying to rest...

[hazardlight]

Ok I hear you, but counterpoint: do you really want to hear what he's like after a turn in the floor.

[willyousee]

Jules, no one believes you would actually do that. Close your eyes and take a deep breath for me please.

[At least Alcuin is being soothing and nonconfrontational?]

[haveabiscuit]

None of us are going to blame you for that.

[The screaming though]

[volving]

[ VERY LOUDLY, and sounding grumpy about it. ]

STOP.

[failgoyle]

[There's a bit of psychic whimpering.]

[failgoyle]

I'm just trying to apologize!

[failgoyle]

[He does not want to admit the breathing problem is because he is crying a bit right now.]

But...but...I was awful!

[failgoyle]

[That is helpful! Even though he's kind of having trouble with the breathing because he refuses to publicly admit that he is crying, alas.]

That's, um, easier said than done when you're, uh, upset...

[failgoyle]

I'm just trying to apologize!

[At least it's quieter that time.]

[hazardlight]

Protip: an effective apology is not one that makes literally everyone more annoyed at you.

[volving]

No one... cares. It wasn't you.

So... do it quiet.

[haveabiscuit]

Jules... where are you, right now?

[She's pretty sure he needs more than psychic chatter]