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[bearpuns]

[ For some reason, there's an overly chipper voice over the connection. Teddie's not one to worry about if people can hear him or not; who wouldn't want to hear the dulcet tones of a bear on the prowl!? ]

Maybe not dulcet tones, more like the grizzly voice that will make the ladies swoon!

[ A laugh accompanies the voice, then a strange humming of a song. Teddie clearly doesn't seem bothered by the different surroundings; the TV world was the same to him, so it's pretty clear he hasn't noticed just yet.

However, the humming gets a little louder. ]

Everyday's great at your Junes...Everybear's great at your Junes! That's better. I should tell Yosuke's dad we should change it to that!

[ Another laugh accompanies it. Bless anyone who tries to talk to this bear, he's a mess. ]

Comments

[wholeheaded]

[ ...uh. ]

Hey, uh... [ yes another "uh". ] Sorry to interrupt, you're thinking out loud there.

[bearpuns]

Thinking out loud? But I'm not talking!

[amadine]

Well, I suppose raving lunatics were inevitable.

[Translation: what?]

[bearpuns]

Hey! I'm not a raving lunatic! I'm a bear!

[shantiprayer]

Um... I'm sorry, I don't know what you're trying to say. Did you get confused and think to everyone by accident?

[Is it even possible to think to everyone by accident?]

[bearpuns]

I don't know, I think I thought to everyone, but I didn't think that was possible. I mean I usually can do it to a few people but not to everyone!

[ Teddie, that doesn't make much sense...]

[deconsecrate]

Ladies generally are drawn in by self-congratulatory streams of consciousness.

[ ...what, the rest of you covered the 'um' part. ]

[bearpuns]

They are! You have to be a confident bear to impress the ladies!

[30languagesofbeer]

Looks like we got another!

[bearpuns]

Another what? Another bear?!

[neverfeltthatway]

I, uh. I'm guessing you just arrived? The psychic network may take some getting used to.

[bearpuns]

Psychic network? People keep mentioning that, which I guess I kind of get it.

[upcard]

[...well everyone has covered the "um" part.

Mai's more concerned with another thing.

Another very important thing.]

C-cute... there were so many bear puns... [and that's adorable.]

[bearpuns]

[ Welp, Teddie seems to shine to that. Even his thoughts are sparkling. ]

I can show you exactly how adorabear I can be!

[howexciting]

[Another voice rings out in Teddie's mind, this time a gentle, soft-spoken man that is more amused than anything else.]

That is a lovely song. Did you compose it yourself?

[bearpuns]

Of course! I compose all of my songs. [ There's another giggle in his voice. ]

[poyoyon]

[ OH. BEAR PUNS. THOSE SURE ARE things Ibuki no longer likes normally...

Her reaction is the least useful. ]

Ghghghgh! Stooooooooooop it! Grizzly voices don't make ladies swoon, they make them scream!

[ How....how is she mentally screaming anyway...quit that, Ibuki. Although she'll chill out within one comment, really. ]

[bearpuns]

Not with my bearliness! I am the epitome of bear!

[maddeninghatter]

Pardon me for saying so, my good sir, but your singing is....


[ waaaaait for it ]

....unbearable.

[deconsecrate]

You monster.

[ Two thumbs up. ]

[bearpuns]

[ Suddenly, Teddie is almost sparkling mentally towards this person. ]

We are now bear friends!

[flatteries]

[ .. What does this person have with bears.. it seems like a rather strange obsession, honestly. Although the rest of it is something Inigo can understand, considering just how obsessed he is with wooing ladies and all.. ]

Er.. are you sure bear puns are what girls would like? [ SUBTLE.. HINT... not that he's much better at this, but he knows this much!! ]

[bearpuns]

Of course! Anything else would be downright grizzly!

[damnsel]

I'm surprised more people don't accidentally think out loud, to be honest...

That song is catchy. What is a 'Junes'?

[bearpuns]

Junes is a store in Sensei's world! It sells all kinds of things.

late tag ok?

[purseownerisme]

Teddie? Is that you?

totally okay! I'm on vacation, so I haven't been on a computer in days!

[bearpuns]

...Sensei!?

I am the latest; I'm so sorry

[wantedittobeagame]

[Can people groan mentally? Because Adachi was making a good attempt at it right now.]

Dammit, bear! Not that damn song aga--

[...wait. Pause. Rewind.]

Teddie?!

it's okay! I'm super late myself ;_; I'm so sorry.

[bearpuns]

[ Teddie knows that voice and he's not such he likes it! ]

Adachi-baby!!