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[bearpuns]

[ For some reason, there's an overly chipper voice over the connection. Teddie's not one to worry about if people can hear him or not; who wouldn't want to hear the dulcet tones of a bear on the prowl!? ]

Maybe not dulcet tones, more like the grizzly voice that will make the ladies swoon!

[ A laugh accompanies the voice, then a strange humming of a song. Teddie clearly doesn't seem bothered by the different surroundings; the TV world was the same to him, so it's pretty clear he hasn't noticed just yet.

However, the humming gets a little louder. ]

Everyday's great at your Junes...Everybear's great at your Junes! That's better. I should tell Yosuke's dad we should change it to that!

[ Another laugh accompanies it. Bless anyone who tries to talk to this bear, he's a mess. ]

Comments

[flatteries]

[ .. What does this person have with bears.. it seems like a rather strange obsession, honestly. Although the rest of it is something Inigo can understand, considering just how obsessed he is with wooing ladies and all.. ]

Er.. are you sure bear puns are what girls would like? [ SUBTLE.. HINT... not that he's much better at this, but he knows this much!! ]

[bearpuns]

Of course! Anything else would be downright grizzly!

[flatteries]

Well, if you have dealt with girls [ more like "rejection" ] for as long as I have, then you start to learn a thing or two.

One of those things being that girls, for some odd reason, are not too fond of puns. Usually, anyway.

[bearpuns]

What? But none of the girls I know have ever said anything about them?

[flatteries]

.. A-are you saying they all fell all over you?!

[ IS THIS WHAT HE'S DOING WRONG.. ]

[bearpuns]

Well they fell for me! I don't know if they fell over me!

[ Oh god these two...]

[flatteries]

That's the same thing..! [ And man, is he jealous. Not fully, since it's not like it's his goal as much as he likes to pretend it is, but.. still, man, what is it that he's doing wrong then?! ]

What do you have that I do not..?!

[bearpuns]

Is it? I thought you meant falling on you or something?

But I also have silky bear fur, that might be your problem!

[flatteries]

Ah, I see! That would indeed be..

[ .. give him.. a moment over here.. to blink and think.. ]

B-- bear fur?! [ IS THIS WHAT GIRLS GO FOR. A guy dressed in nothing but a bear's pelt?! Wouldn't that show off your--

Oh god, he's going to blush. It's a good thing no one can see him thanks to the talk being telepathic. ]