And now, the traditional first-of-Jaunt screaming

[failgoyle]

SO I'M A STONE GARGOYLE AND I'M OUT IN THE SUN AND THE WIND IS CARRYING ME AWAY AND THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND MY HOUSE IS GONE AND THIS IS THE WORST!

[Someone might have noticed all this fuss.]

Comments

[hazardlight]

Jules did you just admit to panicking on principle.

[failgoyle]

HE WRECKED MY HOUSE AND IS KIDNAPPING ME!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH A LITTLE PANIC?!

[hazardlight]

Nothing, but if you can stop yelling long enough to rationally explain why you're not actually in danger and then start flailing again, I gotta wonder how much of that's genuine distress and how much is just, like, you just embracing your reputation as "the guy who panics."

[failgoyle]

Look, I have had a hell of a time of it today!

[He does not need this rational logic, thank you very much.]