And now, the traditional first-of-Jaunt screaming

[failgoyle]

SO I'M A STONE GARGOYLE AND I'M OUT IN THE SUN AND THE WIND IS CARRYING ME AWAY AND THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND MY HOUSE IS GONE AND THIS IS THE WORST!

[Someone might have noticed all this fuss.]

Comments

[hazardlight]

Your... house.

[Yeah, that's what she got out of that.]

[all_onis_are_true]

...This is certainly something I would have liked to have known upon our first meeting. Perhaps I should see if Ancient Greece understood the concept of an umbrella?

[meanballerina]

Stop.

Screaming.

Where are you? What direction are you headed? Give me some landmarks.

[haremtrap]

...Oh hey I actually can see someone floating around up there. Is that you?

[laceandcarnage]

You will stop screaming.

[vorenado]

-=the familiar voice sounds oddly singsongy for a moment=-

I have wind... oh but my overlay does not.

-=then a pause=-

I do not know if I can effectively offer you aide like this. Is the wind magical in nature? Lifting stone is no easy task.

[givetheslip]

You'll make it down eventually. You have to.

I assume.