And now, the traditional first-of-Jaunt screaming

[failgoyle]

SO I'M A STONE GARGOYLE AND I'M OUT IN THE SUN AND THE WIND IS CARRYING ME AWAY AND THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND MY HOUSE IS GONE AND THIS IS THE WORST!

[Someone might have noticed all this fuss.]

Comments

[laceandcarnage]

Because I dislike the sound of your screaming.

You will stop it.

[failgoyle]

[There's just a whimper.]

[laceandcarnage]

That is better.

[she sounds pleased at this]