And now, the traditional first-of-Jaunt screaming

[failgoyle]

SO I'M A STONE GARGOYLE AND I'M OUT IN THE SUN AND THE WIND IS CARRYING ME AWAY AND THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND MY HOUSE IS GONE AND THIS IS THE WORST!

[Someone might have noticed all this fuss.]

Comments

[givetheslip]

You'll make it down eventually. You have to.

I assume.

[failgoyle]

I mean, I'm not really worried about the fall compared to worrying about a HOUSE FALLING ON ME, so there's that...

[givetheslip]

I thought you said that it was gone.

[failgoyle]

It IS gone! GONE AND FALLEN DOWN!

[givetheslip]

Then perhaps it's your house that should be worried about you falling upon it.

[failgoyle]

It's already a wreck, I can't do anything else to it.

[givetheslip]

In that case, I wish you good luck in finding a new home.