And now, the traditional first-of-Jaunt screaming

[failgoyle]

SO I'M A STONE GARGOYLE AND I'M OUT IN THE SUN AND THE WIND IS CARRYING ME AWAY AND THIS IS BAD REALLY BAD I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OUT HERE AND MY HOUSE IS GONE AND THIS IS THE WORST!

[Someone might have noticed all this fuss.]

Comments

[vorenado]

-=the familiar voice sounds oddly singsongy for a moment=-

I have wind... oh but my overlay does not.

-=then a pause=-

I do not know if I can effectively offer you aide like this. Is the wind magical in nature? Lifting stone is no easy task.

[failgoyle]

Well, I mean, magic stone with wings that files anyway and I was just trying to get away!

But I'm hearing laughing, pretty sure it's a jerk elemental.

[vorenado]

Do you have some form of electricity? For asura, those bound to wind tend to do poorly when faced with lightning.

[failgoyle]

No! Just ice! And not even strong ice!

[vorenado]

What else can you do. You need not be powerful, just clever.

[failgoyle]

But all of what I can do is on the computer! Or with climbing stuff, but I'm already up in the air!

[vorenado]

Is it taking you somewhere? Perhaps I can find you.

[failgoyle]

It's, I don't know, I don't--

--FALLING!