some grumpy grump hates kids

[trulyfree]

[No formal introductions here since Fenris is preoccupied with the noise coming from down the hall.]

I returned to my quarters to find the others rooming with me to be missing and shrieks echoing down the hallway.

Perhaps it should be of no concern, but it seems some of the younger ones among us are murdering each other collectively in some strange ritual. I am uncertain of if it would be wise to intrude, though advice would be appreciated as to whether or not I should bolt the door and bar them from returning as punishment for their unruly behavior.

[Not that he hasn't already done just that.]

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[trulyfree]

[GROAN.] Trust me. Even if they were having intercourse in some twisted manner, what I am hearing would not be the result.

Either way, would the lot of them having some perverse orgy really be that much better than the notion of them murdering each other? They're children.

[30languagesofbeer]

Y'never know with kids these days.


You reckon we should go check it out, make sure there's no murderin' or orgyin' goin' on?

[trulyfree]

[He snorts faintly at that.] Oddly enough, that is a fair point despite the paradox such a notion presents.

Would it be worth the effort? What if what we find is too horrid to witness? I doubt I would be afflicted, but I'm not certain I wish to be involved it such is the case.

[turbedon]

WE ARE NOT HAVING AN ORGY, GOSH.

... We're also not murdering anyone. That's the movie talking.

[And maybe partly due to his going around to freak out the kids even more, but
a n y w a y . . . ]

[trulyfree]

You'd better not be. I'm not certain if I can share a bed with you ever again if you have. [Said seriously, but he's actually joking. Also pretending he hasn't already bolted the door to keep you and Ibuki from coming back in.]

What were you expecting us to think when all we know of are the shrieks of terror?

[turbedon]

Does that mean you refuse to sleep with me unless I remain an untouched virign?

[trulyfree]

[He's glad Robin can't see him nearly spitting up the wine presently in his mouth. He takes a bit longer to respond because he needs to stop himself from choking.]

But of course. How else will I spoil you beyond reason when the time comes for me to claim your innocence? There are so many things to show you, after all. You should let someone with far more experience guide you through the realm of adult pleasures.

[His words are distinctly dry as he is absolutely not hitting on someone half his age, never mind that he would never bed a child anyway. In his defense, you started it, Dick.]

[turbedon]

Woah there, I never said anything about you 'claiming my innocence'.

[HE NEEDS AN ADULT.]

[trulyfree]

[HI FENRIS IS AN ADULT HERE HE IS.

He snorts.]

It was a jest. I'm not interested in children. Or most people, for that matter. But if it makes you uncomfortable, you are more than welcome to share the bed with Ibuki from now on.

[And then Fenris can have the bed all to himself as well as the nice, soft covers. Yes, this is clearly the most logical way to covertly convince his roommate that it's not safe splitting a bed with him.]

[turbedon]

Or I could just knock you out and put you on the carpet.

[trulyfree]

[MOCKING LAUGHTER HERE]

Oh. I would like to see you try.

[turbedon]

Dude, you are not the first adult that's underestimated me like that.

[trulyfree]

[Oh. Well. Fenris laughs amusedly this time.]

I wouldn't doubt it given your stature. [Come on, you're really tiny compared to him, Dick.] But I could do with a spar as it were. If fighting with me is really something you wish to do.

[turbedon]

Wow. Wow, that's low, man. I've never felt so attacked about my height before. I'm never going to recover from this.

[Sarcasm. It runs thick in this one.]

Sparring works. No weapons or whatever, yeah?

[trulyfree]

[Fenris hates to admit it, but he does rather enjoy Dick's spunk. laughs quietly to self at horrid word play He chuckles at the boy's sarcasm.]

You've seen my sword. [That giant blade sitting in the corner of their room.] I'm not certain I can bring it anywhere without being questioned by the authorities here. So, yes, no weapons.

But are you certain you wish to break away from your little screaming competition to partake?

[turbedon]

[Fenris you are terrible for enjoying a prepubescent boy's spunk so.]

I'm actually sneaking around making people scream in the dark. I think this movie ends in another half hour anyway if you can keep your shirt on until then?

[trulyfree]

[IT'S NOT HIS FAULT THERE ARE DIFFERENT MEANINGS.]

Oh. [He wants to say this is surprising, but...well, he's seen enough of Robin's antics by this point to be not surprised. He gives a short laugh.] I should have known.

Yes, I can wait. Shall I meet you in the room the hotel has designated for fitness?

[Also, damn you Dick for making him laugh so much. You're making him quadruple his daily quota!]

[turbedon]

[He's going to level up you daily quota, man.]

I think they're open 24 hours so should be good. Make sure to warm-up~