Shitposting has consequences

[haremtrap]

Okay guys very important question so stop what you're doing and listen up. Battle lines are about to be drawn in the sand.

Now tell me, fellow travelers: Are muffins cakes?

[like half an hour later, after Kohaku realizes that Ako is now in the game]



I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't have time to explain. If I live through the next hour I'll explain. If not...

...good luck to you all.

[The line goes dead as Kohaku focuses on hiding. She's a fool to try. There's no escape from this.]

Comments

[haremtrap]

I'd argue that since a breakfast cup doesn't have any dough in it, it's not a muffin OR a cake. So unrelated food cooked in a muffin tin.

[fridgeninja]

I understand.

So: does a cake have to be sweet or frosted? There are bran muffins; would an unfrosted bran loaf be a cake?

[haremtrap]

Wait.

Wait wait wait.

What if I'm thinking about this all wrong? What if muffins aren't cakes. What if cakes are muffins!?

[fridgeninja]

Even sheet cake?

[haremtrap]

One large, flat, wide muffin with frosting.

[fridgeninja]

Square muffins.

It's blowing my mind a little.

[haremtrap]

I'm trying to imagine cubical muffins now and I gotta be honest they're super unnerving.

It's...wrong.

[fridgeninja]

They upset the natural order of things.

[haremtrap]

Word.