Shitposting has consequences

[haremtrap]

Okay guys very important question so stop what you're doing and listen up. Battle lines are about to be drawn in the sand.

Now tell me, fellow travelers: Are muffins cakes?

[like half an hour later, after Kohaku realizes that Ako is now in the game]



I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't have time to explain. If I live through the next hour I'll explain. If not...

...good luck to you all.

[The line goes dead as Kohaku focuses on hiding. She's a fool to try. There's no escape from this.]

Comments

[haremtrap]

The bread is actually fused to the chicken, though. Next you'll be calling poptarts sandwiches.

[eldritchwheelies]

They are clearly either that or cakes.

[haremtrap]

A pastry can't be a sandwich unless it actually has "sandwich" in the name. So poptarts must be cake.

[eldritchwheelies]

Let your parents, The Immortal Cahd-Emprah, or any other authority figures in your life have that explanation if they complain about cake for breakfast, then.

Cake in my breakfast? It's more likely than you think!

[haremtrap]

"The Immortal Cahd-Emprah"?

[eldritchwheelies]

Number Four, the Principle of Dad, the Authority Figure, the Immortal Cahd-Emprah, Le Imperatur, whatever you wanna call him.

Haven't met the guy myself - first ones obvious about it that I saw were Hermit, Magician and Devil - but I bet he's real fun at parties.

[haremtrap]

So...one of the arcana. Okay.

[eldritchwheelies]

...Yeah. The Emperor if it wasn't clear. If your school didn't cover Tarot - and unless it was a hardcore Magic Bullshit school it wouldn't have - I could give you a refresher.

[haremtrap]

Tarot reading was a fad in middle school for a while. I remember like half of them.

[eldritchwheelies]

Offer still stands.

...Two questions. One, how new are you, two, did you meet your Ruling Arcana yet? Don't have to tell me which, just curious.

[haremtrap]

This is getting a bit real for shitposting.

But I got a puppy, so clearly I got the best arcana. And like, a month and a half ago?

[eldritchwheelies]

Oh, my apologies. I'll have to step up my shitposting game.

Is fried chicken and waffles a sandwich? Makes you think.

[haremtrap]

Better.

Only if you put the chicken between the waffles.

Counter-question: is an open-faced bread sandwich one piece of bread or two pieces of bread?

[eldritchwheelies]

Depends. How good are you at Bread Origami?

[haremtrap]

I've never tried it but it seems like the bread would rip.

[eldritchwheelies]

Depends on what kind of bread you use.

Tortillas and lavash are both, by the way, totally bread, and thus burritos, tacos, and falafel are all sandwiches. Try to deny it.

[haremtrap]

What? No, that's crazy talk. A burrito is round, with the tortilla forming a tube around the ingredients. A sandwich is flat, with a single layer of ingredients between the bread.

[eldritchwheelies]

Do you then assert that a wrap of such a kind is never a sandwich?

Even if it fulfills the requirements of the admirable Earl of that name of being able to play cards in his other hand?

[haremtrap]

I assert the hell out of that. Death of the author.

[fridgeninja]

I think the puppy is Hermit.

[haremtrap]

Sure.