Shitposting has consequences

[haremtrap]

Okay guys very important question so stop what you're doing and listen up. Battle lines are about to be drawn in the sand.

Now tell me, fellow travelers: Are muffins cakes?

[like half an hour later, after Kohaku realizes that Ako is now in the game]



I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't have time to explain. If I live through the next hour I'll explain. If not...

...good luck to you all.

[The line goes dead as Kohaku focuses on hiding. She's a fool to try. There's no escape from this.]

Comments

[loyalrebel]

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary a muffin is defined as follows:

a quick bread made of batter containing egg and baked in a pan having cuplike molds.

A cake is defined as:

a: a breadlike food made from a dough or batter that is usually fried or baked in small flat shapes and is often unleavened

b: a sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter usually containing flour and sugar and often shortening, eggs, and a raising agent (such as baking powder)

c: a flattened usually round mass of food that is baked or fried

I believe the second definition of 'cake' encompasses ​muffins.

[haremtrap]

Bran muffins aren't sweet, though.

[loyalrebel]

That depends on how you make or serve them.

With some jam and honey they would make a fine dessert I think.

[haremtrap]

At that point they'd basically be cupcakes.

That's a point for "yes", then.