SOS?

[dalectable]

I... have never Investigated before, so this is a bit bizarre but... is anyone else still themselves here?

I also appear to be covered in scales and have tentacles in place of hair. I'd appreciate some insight, if anyone has any.

Comments

[itsananimalthing]

Nah, when you're basically a big melting pot of aliens, you get less uptight about shit like that. The ones I mentioned before are the big ones to watch out for. Hecatites I guess ain't big on being touchy-feely, but I don't really see you tryin' to give any a hug.

[insidegalra]

No, I can’t imagine that I’d attempt that without the aid of particularly potent intoxicants.

[He’s joking. Probably. Maybe.]