An offer to the Travelers

[awondrousplace]

Hello, fellow Travelers. For once, I am not addressing everyone in regards to an entertainment of some sort.

Gentlemen, and those without a female reproductive system, you might want to tune me out from here on. Ladies, and anyone with a female reproductive system, I have something for you.

A few Liminal Spaces back, I realized that no one here has made any sort of contraceptives for those who might wish to engage in activities that would result in unfortunate consequences.

[For all that she adored Christina eventually... it was an unfortunate consequence.]

I have made a liquid that will halt conception for three months. It is completely reversible if you ever wish to bear a child, but it will prevent both pregnancy and menstruation.

For those who live in an earlier age and do not understand, I am happy to talk you through what goes on, and what my concoction does.

If you would like some, please, by all means, come to my rooms. My door is always open, and I will not ask any questions of you.

Comments

[haremtrap]

Dude. Yes please. Free me from monthly cramps.

[awondrousplace]

It is quite the relief to not have to have a monthly, I must say. I have never been fond of the pain and mess.

[haremtrap]

That's putting it lightly! Even if I'm not gonna do any of the...other stuff, periods can go to hell.

[awondrousplace]

There are many reasons that one would want contraception. Many of which do not involve... I believe the phrase is 'what it says on the tin.' I simply wish people to be comfortable with themselves. We are in an uncomfortable situation as it is. We hardly need more problems.

[haremtrap]

Yeah that's a good attitude. I'll take twelve.

[callyourname]

[ Apparently wings of freedom becomes liquids of freedom sometimes... ...]

That sounds much better than other options.

[Because it easily stops two things that Mikasa will gladly let it stop.]

[claudiometer]

You're a hero to us all.

[If anything, Claudia's surprised it took Helena this long. On the other hand, no one was about to spontaneously combust this time. Less of a rush.]

[starshaper]

[ well... Mamoru isn't here yet, so she's not going to do anything with the baby making part but the other part is uh, very welcome. ]

You were able to make a liquid like that? [ how is that even possible? No, better explain that to anyone who actually understands about making liquids and other things like that. More importantly, sorry everyone, but --] THAT'S AMAZING!!

[goestoextremes]

That is seriously one of the most amazing things I've ever heard of in my entire life.

[awondrousplace]

Don't think you'll need twelve just yet, but I will keep a quantity for every three months or so.

[awondrousplace]

I do what I can, Claudia, dear. As much as we all love Baby Rose, I do not think we need more Liminal Children.

And I am certain that attempting to deal with menstruation here is more than a bit perilous.

[awondrousplace]

I am glad I can help, my dear. It is a miserable time for ladies, and if I can make it go away, it is definitely worth the effort.

[claudiometer]

God no. One psychic baby is more than enough.

Well, on the plus side, if you ignore the trash long enough it disappears, but not having to deal with it in the first place? Infinitely preferable.

[awondrousplace]

Contraception in general is very popular in my current time, but most of it only lightens menstruation. I find it much better to make it go away altogether if one is not using that particular process.

[awondrousplace]

I certainly hope so. I only wish to make my fellow travelers' lives easier.

[awondrousplace]

I do not wish to become a Liminal Babysitter to a horde of small children who can walk up walls and talk in people's heads.

[claudiometer]

I don't think even the proud father wants that.

[haremtrap]

That will do fine.

[thornsofmalkav]

Helena Wells, you're my fucking hero.

[callyourname]

I imagine it would make a lot of lives very much easier. So, which ones are your rooms? [ Or should she be looking for open doors? But others might have those too. ]

[goestoextremes]

It exists in my time too but I'm not sure if we have anything to lighten that. If there is, I missed it during my time of staying away from relationships for a year and then not keeping up with the world for three years after that... Yeah, when it's possible to get it away completely, count me in. Might be a very good thing for many nerves around us too.

[starshaper]

Definitely well worth the effort! And yes, please make it go away and help future infiltrating versions of me to not get babies either when I take that. Not that I have anything against babies, I'm just too young to get them.

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[crouching_sin]

Obviously I don't have any need for that sort of thing [this time] but if you need an extra set of hands for lab work with that, let me know. I know how much of a pain that sort of thing is.

... Both the lab work and the thing you're preventing, that is.

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[naturaltwohands]

[One guy decided not to tune it out. His mental voice feels anxious.]

I have heard only flashes on the network about this subject, and only a little more about this from a dear friend back home. Even if I am not a human woman... is there knowledge I should know about such things? Is there things I can do to ease the experience?

[Look, Drizzt is a little concerned about this whole bleeding and pain and cramping thing. And more concerned that he doesn't know anything about it. What if something goes wrong! Can something go wrong? He really doesn't know! But he can't just go around ignoring suffering if it's around him or something. LOOK HE HAS NO IDEA. N O N E. Wait. Should he be asking this? Is it wrong to ask?]

U-Unless it is imprudent and rude to ask such a thing, of course.

[eldritchwheelies]

Dude. You rock.