Who wants Starbucks?

[all_onis_are_true]

[Oh hey, look who finally made it to the party. Thanks to his Sensory Livestreaming, you find yourself picking up hints of... chocolate? And popcorn?]

...I missed the start of the Jaunt again, yes? I really do hope this does not become a habit.

[You're not sure who he's talking to with that, but you get the feeling it's probably not you.]

I suppose if nothing else I might as well provide a central point for consolidating information again. I find I can never quite orient myself to events every time the Arcana pull this nonsense on me anyway. Would anybody care to fill me in on recent events?

Comments

[ninjayeehaw]

Welcome t'about the third week here. Some 'f us are gargoyles what shouldn't go out in the sun, some of us are forest critters, an' everyone's startin' t'get real caught up in musical numbers.

[The last part comes with a faint spike of annoyance, that only serves to exacerbate a growing headache.]

[all_onis_are_true]

[He pauses. Possibly longer than strictly necessary. Oh wait talking is happening.]

Musical numbers. Really.

...I think perhaps I shall stay behind for the rest of the jaunt in this case.

[ninjayeehaw]

[Really, if the worst thing that happened in a jaunt was spontaneous musical numbers, it was pretty tame going. But yeah, good plan Hiroshi.]

Where in heck did y'all go what made y'all so late? Ain't this the second time?

[all_onis_are_true]

It is... complicated. I think I would rather discuss it later.

[How are you going to explain to anybody that apparently the Arcana see you as some sort of bizarre interdimensional strategizing tool?]

Presumably things are going much more smoothly than in the previous Jaunt?

[ninjayeehaw]

Alright...? [He won't push, but he will remain quietly confused.]

I don't reckon it's hard t'go smoother than Harrogate, but it's still comin' along easier. Beatrice's in a position a' power on the human side, mind, so there's somethin' t'keep an eye on. She's gone an' found two thirds a' this magic amulet, it's s'posed t'help unite the races, but she ain't handin' it over.

[all_onis_are_true]

There always has to be some sort of impediment, I suppose.

[He sighs.]

I do hope you get that resolved. She seems of the sort to be rather stubborn.

[ninjayeehaw]

We're playin' it by ear. It's Beatrice, so we're expectin' some kinda chaos t'kick up 'cos 'f her, but there's always the hope that she behaves.

[It's pretty readily apparent why Fool picked him.]

[happyhalloween]

Hi, Hiroshi! I'm a Gargoyle like Papa here! There's a magic amulet and a fun festival that just ended and I think people are going to steal the amulet pieces?

[all_onis_are_true]

...Perhaps you could back up a few steps, Maria? Like what this amulet is, precisely.

[happyhalloween]

It's magic and important. I listened to a story about it when I first got here! Once upon a time all the races in Yensid lived in harmony together and every year they brought the three fragments of the amulet--I guess actually they were three amulets on their own that made a bigger one--anyway they brought them together every year to renew the magic here! But one year the pieces got stolen and lost and the magic diminished and the Forest Folk started to go Feral and the Stonefolk turned to actual stone.

And then the amulet pieces got found again and now if they don't get brought together for the ceremony then bad stuff is going to happen. But we got to take them back and give them back to their rightful owners or heirs or stuff first.

[all_onis_are_true]

...that makes about as much sense as anything we ever see in a Jaunt I suppose. But it sounds like everybody has everything under control, relatively speaking.

[happyhalloween]

Uh huh! We're doing really good for us.