A Few Minutes After Returning to Liminal Space

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt's flat annoyance filters through slightly despite his attempts to contain it.]

You must be joking.

[He lets out the equivalent of a sigh.]

How does one return to their true form after they have "received" one from the previous Jaunt?

Comments

[helborn]

He's adorable.

[cawfullyironic]

Dude, we should get him one of those dangly shits on a stick and see what happens.

[helborn]

I can definitely make one of those.

Oh, oh, we could get him a teeny tiny adventurer's outfit.

[Yes, he knows that Drizzt can hear them.]

[cawfullyironic]

Yeah, a rhinestone collar doesn't seem like his thing.

-=fucks given: zero=-

He can wear his teeny hero gear while climbing all over one of them elaborate cat condos and shit.

[helborn]

Or maybe some curtains. I wonder how high he can get?

[cawfullyironic]

He's already a fuckin ninja. Curtains would be too easy.

[helborn]

That's true. We could time him, though. It'd be like one of those physical challenge shows on TV.

[cawfullyironic]

Maybe if it was like eight times the size of a normal curtain. Cuz not only is he a fucking ninja, he's a fuckin elf ninja that's also a cat. We gotta step up our game here.

[helborn]

That's true. Then again, I could probably make a pretty huge curtain. I have a mead hall, I can hang it from there.

[cawfullyironic]

A mead hall? Like with fucking vikings and shit? Gonna end up starting a whole drunken norse kitten gambling ring. Clearly it must be done.

[helborn]

Well, I mean... my family is the Norse pantheon. So yeah.

[cawfullyironic]

Shit, really? Is Casper a norse name? I always thought they sounded more like Bjorn and Trogdor and like... Eric. But a drunken norse god kitten gambling ring sounds even cooler.

[helborn]

It's German in origin, I think? But nah, my mother is Hel, the Norse goddess of death. My dad's a mage, but human technically? I think.

[cawfullyironic]

That's cool. I was ectobiologically created in a tube out of temporal sludge by some asshole.

[helborn]

... That sounds complicated and messy, but at least you don't have to think of your dad having sex with a half-corpse.

[cawfullyironic]

My bro was my dad and he was into puppets.

[helborn]

... Welp.

[Yeah, that's. That's creepy.]

I'd ask if any of us here had a normal family, but someone probably did.

[cawfullyironic]

Yup.

-=casper, you have no idea. he still has anxious fits at the thought of it=-

I dunno, dude. Maybe that's what we all got in common. Childhoods that'll make normal folk shit their pants.

[helborn]

Maybe. It's definitely too common to be a coincidence.

[naturaltwohands]

I can hear you both.

[helborn]

I'm aware of that.

[naturaltwohands]

I believe the modern word for this situation is: jerk.

[He's playing.]

[helborn]

Yeah, but I'm also small and adorable right now, so it's not like we're in much of a different boat, really.

[naturaltwohands]

This is true. Davesprite could perhaps laugh at you as well.