[Jaunt] It was as though a great many memes cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

[failgoyle]

[Late in the week, an image appears on the network.]



So, uh, yeah, this is Jules, I'm, ah, back to myself, no longer re-living my teenage years only about a thousand times more obnoxious and in the future. Sorry about all the pop-ups and Rickrolls and all that crap. You know how teenagers are--no subtlety with the meme game.

So what all have I missed while I was trolling?

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[crouching_sin]

If I could have an offline adblocker, there are a few people I'd put on the blacklist. Unfortunately, that isn't possible without getting your hands bloody.

[Just. You know. Casual.]

Heh. I don't mind either way, but I can't exactly breathe in water.

[failgoyle]

[There's a whimper at that because no you don't talk about getting bloody so casually, that ain't right.]

Breathing underwater is overrated anyway.

[He hadn't enjoyed the mermaid Jaunt, thanks. Mostly because he'd infiltrated as the sort of guy who hadn't minded getting bloody when necessary.]

[crouching_sin]

[Sure you do.]

It's useful, but humans aren't exactly built for being underwater.

[failgoyle]

That's what submarines are for, I guess. I'd just as soon stay on the shore.

[crouching_sin]

Unfortunately it seems like what we're looking for may be down tehre.

[failgoyle]

Then I'll just stay up here with the technology stuff they need me for, thanks.

[crouching_sin]

... Let me know if you need a second pair of eyes for that.

[failgoyle]

Sure, sure, but I think I actually have things under control for once!