backdated to the return mingle

[runs]

Who's more charismatic: Jules or a bot?

[No context given.]

Comments

[thornsofmalkav]

You asked, I answered! Butts are an important facet of charisma!

[runs]

They are NOT! Nobody cares about butts unless they're being gross!

[thornsofmalkav]

... how old are you, actually?

[Has she been giving her opinion on butts to a kid?]

[breakaleginhalf]

You're talking butts to a ten year old.

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh shit.




... forget I said anything about butts or Daneel.

[breakaleginhalf]

[He's trying not to laugh.

It's not working.]

[thornsofmalkav]

[Just leave her here to DIE.]

[runs]

And stop being gross about JULES!

[thornsofmalkav]

Look, I wouldn't know if he hadn't mooned the entire network!

1/2

[runs]

2/2

[runs]

...He what?

Re: 2/2

[thornsofmalkav]

Uh yeah. Just after Newport. He got his Mark from Empress and, like, his immediate reaction was to livestream it to everyone--and that thing extends all the way to his butt.

[runs]

...Was he yelling while streaming it? [Just a hunch.]

[thornsofmalkav]

... probably. It's been two years.

1/3

[runs]

[There's a long break as she sifts through the network's backlog, now with a rough time estimate in hand.

She expected to find something to snigger at.]

2/3

[runs]

[She doesn't.]

3/3

[runs]

[The break stretches on.]

Well, that was a fair reason to freak out like that.