[Jaunt] Check-in

[awondrousplace]

Alright, everyone! I know Joscelyn is warning people of our location, but we do rather need to know who we have, not just where we are.

So, in the spirit of... oh, what's the phrase, getting our waterfowl in a queue?

Please let us all know who's here, and if you're sharing a mind with an overlay! Also, if anyone needs help with a cover story of sorts, I am always available for creative writing.

[Helena, plz.]

In case there are those who don't know me, I am Helena Wells, and my story is that I was cursed to eternal life for being just a bit too clever with researching time travel. It's... close enough to the truth that it will do in a pinch.

Comments

[modernliterature]

You know, we are not exactly... role models. She's a good kid, and a tough kid. Things will work out for her better without us around.

[hamsterunicorns]

Yeah. Maybe I'll see if I can do a Sending at her later.

[modernliterature]

Does it reach across planes?

Or, you mean, once we get home. If we get home.

[hamsterunicorns]

... oh shit, I don't know!

And we'll get home. We've gotta.

[modernliterature]

I'm not giving up. But these people, some of them are pretty slick and they've been trying for a long time. It's not going to be easy.

[hamsterunicorns]

Maybe not, but they aren't the Mighty Nein! We're really good together. Even if it's just you and me and Frumpkin.

[modernliterature]

The Mighty Drei.

[hamsterunicorns]

The Mighty Drei! The mightiest drei of all!

[modernliterature]

Unless Fjord, Beau, and Yasha get kidnapped somewhere, they'd be a pretty mighty drei.

[hamsterunicorns]

Oh true. But we're the most magic drei.

[modernliterature]

Undeniably.

[hamsterunicorns]

But not the cleanest.

[modernliterature]

Hey, Frumpkin is immaculate. You know, for a creature who uses a tongue to give himself a sponge bath.

[hamsterunicorns]

I know! It's just you that's letting the team down.

We should give you another bath.

[modernliterature]

The way Liminal Space works, I don't think it would do anything.

[hamsterunicorns]

We could try! Maybe it would work in the market!

[modernliterature]

I heard these guys talk about water rights like they're some kind of big deal. Probably not worth the trouble. I'm saving up.

[hamsterunicorns]

... oh fine. But I'm gonna give you a bath eventually. You're getting stinky again.

[modernliterature]

I'll just slap some cologne on.

[hamsterunicorns]

... that doesn't always work. Sometimes the cologne just makes you stinkier.

[modernliterature]

I will find non-stinky cologne, I promise.

Maybe something that smells like sea salt.

[hamsterunicorns]

Ohhhhh, that would be nice.

Sometimes Fjord smells like sea salt after he has those weird dreams where he spits up water.

[modernliterature]

Ja, I know. Just like a big green pickle.

[What do you think gave him the idea? Not the dreams. Just Jester's obvious acceptance of Fjord's everything.]

[hamsterunicorns]

[LOOK WHEN A GIRL IS KIND OF MAYBE IN LOVE WITH HER FIRST FRIEND THAT WASN'T HER GOD...]

Have you ever thought of trying out green mud?