This is Bart's fault

[prince_of_pain]

[The person accessing the psychic network right now was probably not the best choice to be doing so, but since Noctis is bedridden and loaded up on Liminal's best painkillers there wasn't much he could do. Also his judgement had flown out the window.

There was probably a lot of strange static and noises in the background that come from a mind that wasn't entirely sure what he was thinking about at the moment, but eventually his own voice broke through. Kinda coherently.]

There's like...this cat, and he's super fluffy. I like petting him but I'm not sure if he likes it. Maybe he just tolerates me because Iggy is there. But he's really soft and pretty. Was everyone so pretty before? I'm so fucking high right now.

[It was kind of at this point that Noct really wished this was like the internet and he could just start posting memes and shit.]

I hate that angel guy so much. It really hurts. Even now too. And Iggy doesn't like showing it but he's really not having fun. You realize how hard it is to break his composition? Someone punch that asshole for me.

Astrals, I'm so bored.

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[prince_of_pain]

[Yeah no you aren't getting out of this one. Noct can't filter his responses as high as he is and also didn't care.]

IGGY, ARE YOU A FURRY????

[keepcalmcookon]

[The mental version of a long and drawn out sigh.]

[dragoonrouge]

Worry not Ignis, I could always lend you this collar...

[Q'uila sends her sense of sight across the Network, the view is of a puddle and the only thing reflected in it is a housecat, fur an orange-pink, and clearly Q'uila's current appearance from the angle of the view.]

[keepcalmcookon]

I don't need a collar.

[Private, Psychic Protection 1]

... Can we not discuss this over the network where everyone can here?

[dragoonrouge]

Nor should you want it. You cannot remove it if you do not have hands.

[Yes, she is stuck. Yes you may laugh.]

Psychic Protection I

Sorry Ignis, that was out of line for me to say.

[keepcalmcookon]

I suppose that is true. Do you need it taken off?

PPI forever

There are worse things you could have said, at least. But thank you.

[dragoonrouge]

'Tis being sorted, there are a number of Travellers nearby so I am on my way to them for help

[keepcalmcookon]

Ah, good. I'd hate for you to have to deal with that any longer.

[dragoonrouge]

I honestly would not mind so much if I could change freely back, 'tis why I enjoy my Pogemon form so much.

[keepcalmcookon]

I would go mad if I was stuck in such a form myself. You have my deepest sympathies.