This is Bart's fault

[prince_of_pain]

[The person accessing the psychic network right now was probably not the best choice to be doing so, but since Noctis is bedridden and loaded up on Liminal's best painkillers there wasn't much he could do. Also his judgement had flown out the window.

There was probably a lot of strange static and noises in the background that come from a mind that wasn't entirely sure what he was thinking about at the moment, but eventually his own voice broke through. Kinda coherently.]

There's like...this cat, and he's super fluffy. I like petting him but I'm not sure if he likes it. Maybe he just tolerates me because Iggy is there. But he's really soft and pretty. Was everyone so pretty before? I'm so fucking high right now.

[It was kind of at this point that Noct really wished this was like the internet and he could just start posting memes and shit.]

I hate that angel guy so much. It really hurts. Even now too. And Iggy doesn't like showing it but he's really not having fun. You realize how hard it is to break his composition? Someone punch that asshole for me.

Astrals, I'm so bored.

Comments

[keepcalmcookon]

Just for the record... I've tried correcting Noct multiple times regarding that misconception, but he's too doped up for the moment to remember much of anything.

[dragoonrouge]

Worry not Ignis, I am sure you have tried your best.

It seems like not much of anything is sinking in with Noct at the moment.

[She is amused by everything that has happened so far.]

[keepcalmcookon]

You are correct on both accounts. Not much is sticking with him. It's just good that he doesn't really care about it.

[dragoonrouge]

Mayhaps I need to come back to Liminal as a more physical reminder of who he now has to live with

[keepcalmcookon]

Only if you wish to be pet. It's a good thing Felih is all right with the attention, or it'd be much worse.

[dragoonrouge]

Petting is always welcome, ear scratches doubly so.

[keepcalmcookon]

With the amount of practice I've had because of Felih, I can assure you that I am good at both. [Yes, there's amusement there.]

[dragoonrouge]

[Q'uila laughs]

Well then, I shall probably see you soon. Hopefully, Noctis does not give you too much trouble.

[keepcalmcookon]

Do not worry; I know very well how to handle Noct, no matter his condition. [He's basically his replacement mom.]