about half a day into the Jaunt

[thornsofmalkav]

Holy shit, you guys. For whatever reason, David Texxant is back.

[She'll just livestream her encounter with Dusty Houston for everybody.]

I'd say somebody needs to warn Yakumo, but he's my boss this Jaunt.

Comments

[chalicejoker]

...what the hell is that?

[thornsofmalkav]

Variation of Doki-itis where you turn into someone else--supposedly, whoever you feel closest to. Sento's Infiltration ended up turning into his celebrity crush when the poor guy died.

[chalicejoker]

[Hajime is immediately struck by the fact that he'd turn into Kenzaki, and thus fervently hopes he never catches this.]

...seriously? He didn't even know the guy, just a crush?

[thornsofmalkav]

That's what we all assumed. Okay, well, some people assumed they were having a secret love affair, but I am pretty sure that Takumi's too selfish an individual to be capable of anything but one night stands.



... oh jeez, maybe they had a one night stand and Takumi took his face because Taro Satou popped his cherry.

[chalicejoker]

...you have no idea how little I actually want an answer to that theory and how weird it is having this conversation while in the body and mindset of a species that literally cannot comprehend the concept of a one night stand.

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh come on, it's not like he fucked Taro Satou and ate his head. The poor dude OD'd.




... I mean, I guess if Takumi was a bug alien in disguise, that could explain his total lack of reasonable human behavior.

[chalicejoker]

Hey, just because we're bugs doesn't mean we're raging assholes. Sounds like this guy's a pain no matter the species.

[thornsofmalkav]

Okay, true. Calling Takumi a Mantoid is an insult to Mantoids.

[chalicejoker]

He's just the kind of guy no species would want to claim, I guess.

[thornsofmalkav]

Seriously.