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[fruitknife]

Don't all go stuffin' your damn faces all at once. Not now and not when the jaunt's actually over, either. Two weeks in starvation mode's plenty of time to get used to it - you'll just throw it all back up.

[Shinji wishes he wasn't speaking from experience.]

Got some soup on.

Comments

[truerevelation]

...worked that one out on the first week. I think the other guy's stomach still hates me for it.

[fruitknife]

Didn't figure it'd be a problem while we were still there or I woulda said it sooner. [He's not mad at Kanji - if anything, the fact that he didn't know is a good thing.]

[truerevelation]

Nah, I getcha. No-one's expectin' to go from 'wow, a date' to 'hey you guys wanna party' in five seconds.

[fruitknife]

Who was even throwin' parties?

[truerevelation]

Who had the time? Never mind havin' the shit to decorate with.

[fruitknife]

Oh, you meant this shit.

Won't be much of a party if everyone's too sick to do anything.

[truerevelation]

Dunno what it's gonna be even if people are okay but that sure as hell ain't gonna help.

[thornsofmalkav]

Ghalib's cultists were. But it was as much recruitment drive as anything else.

[fruitknife]

Fuckin' cults. [Shinji was unconscious at the time, so Minako and Koromaru's feelings on the subject are bound to be stronger... but it was Takaya's idea, so.]

[breakaleginhalf]

I mean, the brainwashing isn't exactly helping them.

[Can you tell he hates it.]

[thornsofmalkav]

Seriously.

[vrepit_no]

Please tell me there's no mushrooms in it.

[fruitknife]

Barely even noodles in it.

[vrepit_no]

And it's liquid, not gelatinous?

[fruitknife]

It's soup, not fuckin' jello.

[vrepit_no]

You know, you'd think I wouldn't have to clarify, but... Yeah, let's just not go there. I can stock you up on sports drinks - should be pretty mild and help replenish electrolytes and hydrate folks.

[fruitknife]

Ain't their fault all they had for soup was bones and fungus.

Not a bad idea. Long as they're not all protein shit.

[butthemiracleneverhappen]

Ahahah.

Likewise, as understandable as the urge is, moderate your alcohol intake. It hits harder and faster on an empty stomach than one might anticipate.

[fruitknife]

Yeah, that too.

People're more likely to go all-out on food, at least as I've seen it. [Also alcohol can make you sick even when you're well-fed.]

[bite_the_hand]

[It's about 10 minutes after Shinji makes the initial PSA before Eren comments. His mental voice sounds slightly alarmed.]

Do you, uh, think that's still how it works if you're Liminal enough you don't need to eat anymore?

[Guess who just discovered he'd figured out Extraliminal Immunity without realizing it?]

[fruitknife]

...Fuck if I know. Maybe not, but be careful anyway.

[bite_the_hand]

Y-yeah, now's not the time to figure that part out. At least this should make the rest of the Jaunt a little easier, I guess. ...But it's still weird.

[fruitknife]

Damn right it's weird. [Shinji may not know from that trick personally, but... technically he doesn't need food other than those stupid fucking grapes. That's disconcerting as fuck, especially since he genuinely likes food.]

[bite_the_hand]

Do you have this ability too? You sound like you know what it's like.

[fruitknife]

Nah, just Greece bullshit.