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[fruitknife]

Don't all go stuffin' your damn faces all at once. Not now and not when the jaunt's actually over, either. Two weeks in starvation mode's plenty of time to get used to it - you'll just throw it all back up.

[Shinji wishes he wasn't speaking from experience.]

Got some soup on.

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[vrepit_no]

You know, you'd think I wouldn't have to clarify, but... Yeah, let's just not go there. I can stock you up on sports drinks - should be pretty mild and help replenish electrolytes and hydrate folks.

[fruitknife]

Ain't their fault all they had for soup was bones and fungus.

Not a bad idea. Long as they're not all protein shit.

[vrepit_no]

Oh, no, not the Vale folk. Something else entirely. Remind me to show you food goo sometime.

Protein? I mean, given how little folks were getting, that might not be a bad plan, but no, this is like. Gatorade. Meant to replace lost water, not build muscle.

[fruitknife]

...How about don't ever. [It already sounds awful.]

They can get protein from normal food. Alongside some goddamn vegetables. Friend of mine really overdoes it with the damn shakes.

[vrepit_no]

...Overdoing those shakes can be pretty hard on your body. And the ones that taste okay have a ton of sugar or sweetener in them half the time.

[fruitknife]

I keep tellin' him that.

[vrepit_no]

Heh. Yeah, I bet you do.

...You don't have any really mild, soft white cheese, do you?

[fruitknife]

I can make some.

[vrepit_no]

Honestly? That would be amazing. Thanks, Shinji. I'll be right over.