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[closetshark]

As entertaining as this all is, I'm more of a skee-ball sort. Though I will admit that the rats are a rather lovely touch, so kudos on that bit to whoever thought this one up.

Normally I wouldn't bother with you twits but as my usual methods of leaving places haven't worked I'm forced to actually ask how to do so. The faster I get out the faster I can finish a project I was working on.

I've got some yeti to inform about the cancellation of Christmas and really can't dally about.

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[solvethepuzzle]

[The mental voice that comes through here is a little sharper and clearer than some. But completely emotionally absent nonetheless.]

Regrettably, none of us will be able to aid you in your endeavour to leave.

[windlancer]

A common courtesy, I would imagine. There is no reason why helping one another escape would be that much of an inconvenience. In fact I would offer you the same, if I were to find a way out.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

You'll be leaving soon enough, darling. [cheerfully] But likely not to where you wish to go.

[what_do_you_see]

Ridiculous.

[callyourname]

Never heard of Christmas, what's that?

[Normally she'd ask Armin and okay, so she'll probably ask real answer from him later. Right now? This seems like some good entertainment distraction or something. No seriously, what is Christmas even? It seems to be his favorite thing, really. Or she could have asked what is a yeti, never heard of those either.]

[whydoyoushine]

I'm sure you did.

[Said in a tone that suggests just the opposite.]

But if you give them a countdown? That's just time for some crazy last-ditch effort to prepare.

[shantiprayer]

You can't just cancel Christmas! It's Christmas! People are going to celebrate whether you want them to or not. Besides, I've never gotten to have a real Christmas! Why would you try to ruin it for the people that've never celebrated before?

[closetshark]

How rude, I give the best baskets. I'll just have to put fireworks in it on her.

[closetshark]

They did it to themselves, I'm just showing them.

[closetshark]

Maybe I don't care about common courtesy.

I don't do things for anyone for free.

[closetshark]

Ah well, what can I expect from a bunch of mostly humans.

[closetshark]

As long as it's away from you twits I don't care.

[closetshark]

Sarcastic.

[closetshark]

A holiday set up to bribe children in to behaving for a couple months with no consequences to being unholy terrors.

[closetshark]

They can celebrate the Solstice like sane individuals.

[oftoomuchfaith]

Send them in care of me, I'll at least check for the good stuff before I pass on the fireworks.

[ofinspiration]

You know, I can hear you...

[solvethepuzzle]

Did you truly expect a useful answer to your question, then?

[windlancer]

Ah, so you would assist for the right price.

Good to know.

[whydoyoushine]

They can undo it to themselves, then, too. Seen it happen. Just when you think everything's all covered in darkness, there it is! There's the light!

[closetshark]

Well, at least one of you can learn.

[closetshark]

I've been surprised before, there are the rare exceptions after all.

[windlancer]

I would not be here and breathing if I couldn't.

[closetshark]

It will take them decades, long enough to return the balance to something properly equal.

[closetshark]

Let's see... what's the most important thing about me then.

I eat children that bother me too much.