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[closetshark]

As entertaining as this all is, I'm more of a skee-ball sort. Though I will admit that the rats are a rather lovely touch, so kudos on that bit to whoever thought this one up.

Normally I wouldn't bother with you twits but as my usual methods of leaving places haven't worked I'm forced to actually ask how to do so. The faster I get out the faster I can finish a project I was working on.

I've got some yeti to inform about the cancellation of Christmas and really can't dally about.

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[solvethepuzzle]

[The mental voice that comes through here is a little sharper and clearer than some. But completely emotionally absent nonetheless.]

Regrettably, none of us will be able to aid you in your endeavour to leave.

[closetshark]

Ah well, what can I expect from a bunch of mostly humans.

[solvethepuzzle]

Did you truly expect a useful answer to your question, then?

[closetshark]

I've been surprised before, there are the rare exceptions after all.