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[closetshark]

As entertaining as this all is, I'm more of a skee-ball sort. Though I will admit that the rats are a rather lovely touch, so kudos on that bit to whoever thought this one up.

Normally I wouldn't bother with you twits but as my usual methods of leaving places haven't worked I'm forced to actually ask how to do so. The faster I get out the faster I can finish a project I was working on.

I've got some yeti to inform about the cancellation of Christmas and really can't dally about.

Comments

[oftoomuchfaith]

Cancelling Christmas is a bit cliche for an evil plot, don't you think? Also, yeti?

[whydoyoushine]

What, cancelling Christmas, really?

[Oh, that's good. He's laughing.]

So, what, covering the land in darkness or trying to blot out all the light? What's it going to be?

[darkhourdear]

Why would you want to get rid of Christmas? [apparently as the resident representation of Death himself, Phillip can't understand the reasoning behind something that dark.]

[windlancer]

[he gives out a soft, slightly amused chuckle.]

Be sure to let me know if you find one.

[solvethepuzzle]

[The mental voice that comes through here is a little sharper and clearer than some. But completely emotionally absent nonetheless.]

Regrettably, none of us will be able to aid you in your endeavour to leave.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

You'll be leaving soon enough, darling. [cheerfully] But likely not to where you wish to go.

[what_do_you_see]

Ridiculous.

[callyourname]

Never heard of Christmas, what's that?

[Normally she'd ask Armin and okay, so she'll probably ask real answer from him later. Right now? This seems like some good entertainment distraction or something. No seriously, what is Christmas even? It seems to be his favorite thing, really. Or she could have asked what is a yeti, never heard of those either.]

[shantiprayer]

You can't just cancel Christmas! It's Christmas! People are going to celebrate whether you want them to or not. Besides, I've never gotten to have a real Christmas! Why would you try to ruin it for the people that've never celebrated before?