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[closetshark]

As entertaining as this all is, I'm more of a skee-ball sort. Though I will admit that the rats are a rather lovely touch, so kudos on that bit to whoever thought this one up.

Normally I wouldn't bother with you twits but as my usual methods of leaving places haven't worked I'm forced to actually ask how to do so. The faster I get out the faster I can finish a project I was working on.

I've got some yeti to inform about the cancellation of Christmas and really can't dally about.

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[closetshark]

Let me spell this out for you then:

You're an idiot. Furthermore you need to learn when people don't want to play "answer every question about themselves because you think they will" with you.

[darkhourdear]

[this is not the first time phillip has been called an idiot. his best friend routinely refers to him as one. you are not done with him yet.]

Well, we're kind of stuck here until further notice, so I think it's nice to get to know each other!

And you do keep answering me. [it might not be the answer to the question, but it's still an answer.]

[closetshark]

Let's see... what's the most important thing about me then.

I eat children that bother me too much.

[darkhourdear]

Just children? [phillip no he's telling you to shut up, not saying he had the demon virus.]