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[moredakka]

[Sup Investigators. Have some spazflail in your brains.]

Ogura Sio, reporting!!

There are dragons. They kill people. There's a force that fights them coming from someplace called Flamegard but they lose a third of their people every year because they haven't even got cannons. Can, can we give them cannons? I know we're supposed to blend in b-but - but! What if it's our mission?

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[senseandcecilbility]

[ Money is always an incentive as long as Kevin is concerned!]

Well, if that fails, the result will be a scorched dummy. Speaking of which, we should warm up the thing before using it as a bait, since lizards are supposed to perceive heat and a cold dummy is a dead dummy.

[moredakka]

... you know a lot about baiting dragons.

[Pardon her if she's getting just a wee bit weirded out here.]

[senseandcecilbility]

[Some say they used to be a thing back in the day.]

Oh, we had to get rid of geckos at young master's manor...once or twice.

[moredakka]

T-that's not the same at all!!

[Unless by geckos he actually means dragons and he's just being humble or something. He's weird enough for that to be the case. Actually if he means geckos and he's just extrapolating from geckos to dragons then he's even weirder than that.]

[senseandcecilbility]

[All Sio's hypotheses are true to a certain extent.]

Naturally. Geckos eat flies, not humans. However, there is an undeniable parallel between them, isn't there?

[moredakka]

That's like saying a water pistol is like a machine gun! They're not the same at all! Geckos aren't dangerous and they don't spit fire!

[Yeah that isn't comforting. She thought you were an expert, man! Such disappointment!]

[senseandcecilbility]

[He is most certainly an expert in fire, the divine wrath kind, but he is not telling the poor girl any of that.]

It will be all right, I am quite sure. All we need is to locate a proper dragon. The worst that can happen is a scorched dummy.

[moredakka]

So a proper dragon means one that... isn't very bright?

[She was almost convinced. Now she's back to thinking this is a terrible idea and they're all going to die and what is wrong with the world.]

[senseandcecilbility]

...Are you implying that geckos are not bright?

[ The poor geckos! They are God's creatures too.]

[moredakka]

Well um I think they're just little... lizard... things.

[Can you guess who never gave any particular thought to gecko intelligence. YOU HAVE ONE GUESS.]

[senseandcecilbility]

[Kevin, on the other hand, has given geckos a lot of thought. Heck, he was even around when they were created!...And everything else, really, but still a valid point.]

Well, do not underestimate them. I promise I will not underestimate dragons either.

Now, about Mister Eren's blood...Should we just ask him nicely?

[moredakka]

W-we're not tying him up for it!!

[Just in case you were wondering. Because she knows you were wondering you freak.]

I'm sure he'll volunteer if, if he thinks the plan is good and it'll help!

[If. She's not saying she'll endorse it.]

[senseandcecilbility]

[Why can't we tie him up? It is a perfectly safe procedure.]

Excellent! We probably don't need much, and if he passes out, there will be even less chances that he might end up in a dragon's belly. My, the hunt might be finished by the time he wakes up.

sorry for taking so long...!!

[moredakka]

I... think he might be disappointed with that...

[Don't ask her okay. He's a crazy person who wants to fight dragons with swords, you're a crazy person who wants to tie people up and bleed them, everyone around her is batshit crazy.]

it's never too long ~

[senseandcecilbility]

[ Like the crazy person who wants to build cannons can say much. ]

D-do you think he'd be disappointed for not taking the dummy's place?