backdated to not long after Doki Doki's end

[cawfullyironic]

-=there's a new voice coming across the network, a bit southern and a whole lot of unfortunate turns of phrase. but not only does everyone hear it they see the words appearing as well. orange, glowing, and generally unpleasant to have right there in your brain=-

Dude I'm in a place and it's got people.
Hell yes, I need to get me some supplies if yall feel like helpin a bro out.

I need some fuckin Doritos.

Been on a boat for the last three fucking years and the i just happened to piggyback on some dude visiting japan and and the chump didn't even think to check out all the weird ass dorito flavors they got going on.
Like what even the fuck was wrong with that guy?

I'd like totally wade through an immeasurable field of over ripe dong to find the penultimate dick in which to suck to get me a decent sized bag of Doritos right about now.

Jesus fuck, it's been like forever since I've stained my fingers with the processed cheezy goodness or nearly choked myself to death by upending directly into my mouth to get the last vestiges of cheese dust and those little leftover shards that like to wedge themselves in the back of your throat.

Got me some random ass bird legs though.
Last thing I needed was someone dicking around in my proverbial programming so I can evolve like some feathery fucking pokemon.
Not that I didn't have enough swag oozing from my already existing feathers.
Yeah.
So there's that I guess.

((OOC: If anyone doesn't want to bother with orange text just let me know and/or poke his permissions post. He won't keep it up forever, he can just be a dick sometimes.)

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

so you want him to play hide the pork noodle

also you sound suspiciously infantile

[happyhalloween]

I want him to hide them from you! You don't get to put any in crevices!

And I'm not a baby. I'm probably older than you if you count all the time I was dead!

[cawfullyironic]

technically the one that does the hiding gets to put it in the crevices

and dont talk to me about being dead theres multiples of dead mes all over the dream bubbles so by our existences combined we probably form some really huge dead dave that is probably more of a horror show than i really want to think about so forget i said anything

[whydoyoushine]

...yeah, watch out if you try to do anything cool with your giant dead gestalt thing; someone's really likely to come smash that apart with giant multicolored trains.

[cawfullyironic]

damn son
now youre making me almost wish i could actually pull something like at off

[whydoyoushine]

Oh, it sounds good. Hurts like a bitch when it actually comes to pass.

[cawfullyironic]

well yeah theyre trains
id be kind of disappointing if they just scooted on by and gave you a jaunty slap on the ass as they passed

[whydoyoushine]

They turn into a giant robot. That good enough for you?

[cawfullyironic]

fuck yes there aint no orange blooded american boy who doesnt think giant robots are cool
i wonder if i can make myself that big
id be like godzilla only orange and a bird
stomping through tokyo and wreaking havoc with a mighty caw
or maybe id be more like the staypuffed marshmallow man
covering everything in sticky goo
only instead of a marshmallow facial itd be like
orange jello

[whydoyoushine]

...if we ever get out of here and wind up back in my world, come see me if you're looking for a job, sure.

[cawfullyironic]

. . .
whatever job this interview has landed me is totally worth it

[whydoyoushine]

Now there's the enthusiasm I like to see!

[cawfullyironic]

thats me
a tremulous volcano ready to bust a wad of excitement all over unsuspecting passers by