backdated to not long after Doki Doki's end

[cawfullyironic]

-=there's a new voice coming across the network, a bit southern and a whole lot of unfortunate turns of phrase. but not only does everyone hear it they see the words appearing as well. orange, glowing, and generally unpleasant to have right there in your brain=-

Dude I'm in a place and it's got people.
Hell yes, I need to get me some supplies if yall feel like helpin a bro out.

I need some fuckin Doritos.

Been on a boat for the last three fucking years and the i just happened to piggyback on some dude visiting japan and and the chump didn't even think to check out all the weird ass dorito flavors they got going on.
Like what even the fuck was wrong with that guy?

I'd like totally wade through an immeasurable field of over ripe dong to find the penultimate dick in which to suck to get me a decent sized bag of Doritos right about now.

Jesus fuck, it's been like forever since I've stained my fingers with the processed cheezy goodness or nearly choked myself to death by upending directly into my mouth to get the last vestiges of cheese dust and those little leftover shards that like to wedge themselves in the back of your throat.

Got me some random ass bird legs though.
Last thing I needed was someone dicking around in my proverbial programming so I can evolve like some feathery fucking pokemon.
Not that I didn't have enough swag oozing from my already existing feathers.
Yeah.
So there's that I guess.

((OOC: If anyone doesn't want to bother with orange text just let me know and/or poke his permissions post. He won't keep it up forever, he can just be a dick sometimes.)

Comments

[awitchdidit]

Ah yes. The Orange Truth. True statements about Doritos.

Would you mind summarizing that in more typical prose or should I analyze it as poetry?

[cawfullyironic]

there aint never been more truer words ever said about doritos
and if i didnt know any better id say you sounded like my ectosister but shed know fuckin better than to insult the expression of my deepest emotions by asking me to talk like some random chump who cant string words together like a pro

[awitchdidit]

A true artist then. Very well. I can definitely feel the deep emotions about corn chips in your verse. I'm more interested in the bird legs, though. You mean your legs are now birdlike, or you just have drumsticks that you're forgoing in favor of processed cheese?

[cawfullyironic]

nah
but almost
i had no legs and now i have legs
they just happen to be birdlegs
now i got a matching set of taxidermied birdparts slapped onto my person
its like i won some mutant bird award
congratulations to me

[awitchdidit]

As they say, half an egg is better than nothing. Or is that offensive when you're half bird?

[chalicejoker]

...are you high?

[cawfullyironic]

what
cant a dude just miss doritos
ive been in deficit for motherfuckin years i deserve to have a little hope for the immediate future

[chalicejoker]

I have never seen anyone wax that poetic about Doritos and not be high as a kite.

[cawfullyironic]

pretty sure thats not even a thing that can happen to me anymore
and if i couldnt get a hold of a common staple like doritos where would i get me some mind altering substances

[littleladyluck]

A question and a statement, if I may?

How do you manage to make this text appear? No one else here has managed this so far, and I'm more than a little curious.

And... That is some of the most downright poetic snarking I've heard since my last get-together with Arthur. You have quite the creative mind.

[cawfullyironic]

shenanigans

and sweet
someone who finally appreciates some proper wordsmithing
been stuck with the most uninspired primitive reptile minded dregs the multiverse has to offer when it comes to conversation
mostly anyway

[littleladyluck]

After spending centuries chatting with someone who's found himself entangled with Shakespeare more times than anyone cares to count, it grows on you. Whether it's like flowers or thorns depends on how much he wants to fight you, but. Irrelevant at the moment, unless he gets pulled in too.

Genevieve Blanchard, personification of Monaco, by the way. Welcome to Liminal Space.

[cawfullyironic]

davesprite
and wait hold up
isnt monaco like
a place where rich douchbags go

[happyhalloween]

You! I know you! You're the dumb orange bird boy! Well, we don't have any pork noodles! So there!

... unless Kanji put them in the Aiya. Kanji, if you can hear these thoughts, don't give this dumb bird any pork noodles!

[cawfullyironic]

so you want him to play hide the pork noodle

also you sound suspiciously infantile

[happyhalloween]

I want him to hide them from you! You don't get to put any in crevices!

And I'm not a baby. I'm probably older than you if you count all the time I was dead!

[cawfullyironic]

technically the one that does the hiding gets to put it in the crevices

and dont talk to me about being dead theres multiples of dead mes all over the dream bubbles so by our existences combined we probably form some really huge dead dave that is probably more of a horror show than i really want to think about so forget i said anything

[papacerberus]

Are you Embryon?

[Lupa doesn't think so, but orange.]

And what is a Dorito?

[cawfullyironic]

a dorito is the one spicy cheezy snack food that rules them all

and whats an embryon

[papacerberus]

[The reply takes a bit to come as Lupa puzzles over those.]

Spicy is a flavor? Cheese is a kind of food, I think. Is the taste that special? I have never had anything like a Dorito.

[He hadn't discussed spicy as a flavor with Hajime, but it feels right anyway, and he's almost positive cheese is a food, but what kind, he's not sure.]

The Embryon are a Tribe, and there are several here. You will know them by their Tribe color: orange.

[cawfullyironic]

all of those things you just said
completely legit
and dude
you poor dude you
one has not lived until theyve devoured their way through a bag of doritos and savored the final dregs of cheese dust found at the bottom
what the fuck kind of universe did you come from that didnt have doritos


and dang yo i could be tribal
grab me a loin cloth and a spear
dance around the communal fire
i got legs again so id totally fit right in

[laceandcarnage]

You will make the orange stop, or I will tear our your ribs and use them to decorate my hat.

[cawfullyironic]

shit do i even have legit ribs anymore
i dunno maybe
its a mystery

[laceandcarnage]

If you do not have ribs then I will find other internal organs or limbs to remove.

[cawfullyironic]

been there done that
shit grew back
besides im kinda made of orange jello filled with sunny d
bringing the motherfucking citrus sunshine to your table