backdated to not long after Doki Doki's end

[cawfullyironic]

-=there's a new voice coming across the network, a bit southern and a whole lot of unfortunate turns of phrase. but not only does everyone hear it they see the words appearing as well. orange, glowing, and generally unpleasant to have right there in your brain=-

Dude I'm in a place and it's got people.
Hell yes, I need to get me some supplies if yall feel like helpin a bro out.

I need some fuckin Doritos.

Been on a boat for the last three fucking years and the i just happened to piggyback on some dude visiting japan and and the chump didn't even think to check out all the weird ass dorito flavors they got going on.
Like what even the fuck was wrong with that guy?

I'd like totally wade through an immeasurable field of over ripe dong to find the penultimate dick in which to suck to get me a decent sized bag of Doritos right about now.

Jesus fuck, it's been like forever since I've stained my fingers with the processed cheezy goodness or nearly choked myself to death by upending directly into my mouth to get the last vestiges of cheese dust and those little leftover shards that like to wedge themselves in the back of your throat.

Got me some random ass bird legs though.
Last thing I needed was someone dicking around in my proverbial programming so I can evolve like some feathery fucking pokemon.
Not that I didn't have enough swag oozing from my already existing feathers.
Yeah.
So there's that I guess.

((OOC: If anyone doesn't want to bother with orange text just let me know and/or poke his permissions post. He won't keep it up forever, he can just be a dick sometimes.)

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

it was more like an elaborate puzzle rpg where if you win you get to create a new universe
but it was literally designed to fail so we kinda broke it

and swords bro
swords
not hands
though i could probably tear the shit out of people with these claws if i had to
but swords yo

wait school?
oh snap she a tiny girl with dark hair?
pretty sure the chump i got stuck in was tryin to flirt with her

[papacerberus]

I am not familiar with the word 'rpg' or how the others work with it in context. Was it... We were promised entrance to Nirvana if we successfully defeated all the other Tribes. It was another world, but not truly Nirvana.

Weapons that aren't projectiles generally fall under hand-to-hand in the Junkyard. It wasn't a common specialty. Claws and teeth would also fall under it, yes.

And, yes, Sera is small. Her hair is black. Although, I am not sure if that is a sufficient description outside the Junkyard. Hair and eye colors seem more limited in other places and black is far more common.

What exactly is 'flirt'?

[It sounds kind of familiar, like he's heard it recently, but that must have been before he gained his improved memory.]

[cawfullyironic]

role playing game
its like pretending your someone else and running around completely quests for fun
only this wasnt any pretendy funtime game it was pretty fucked up

-=he's not sure why he's bothering with explaining all this but whatever=-


and flirting is like
when you see a chick you like
or a dude or whatever
and you want them to like you back so youre like hey
sup

[papacerberus]

[Lupa still isn't sure he understands.]
So it is like infiltration, only willingly and remaining aware of our own lives at the same time?

[He really doesn't have the experiences to make a more accurate comparison there.]

And if you like someone and wish to be comrades with them, wouldn't it be more productive to show them that you are capable and willing to defend them and that they can trust you?

Saying hey doesn't serve much function except as a greeting, I think.

[cawfullyironic]

actually yes
thats exactly what it is

comrades?
bro this aint the former ussr
this is about wanting to lay the smooch down on some hotness that makes you feel a tinglin in your pants
gotta be smooth
cant just jump on that shit
thats like a one way ticket to a restraining order and your mug splattered on sex offender registries

[papacerberus]

ussr?

A smooch is a kind of kiss.

[Lupa is pretty sure, anyway.] Does flirting have to do with attraction?

Although, I believe it would be easier and more comfortable with a comrade than a stranger. Trust is very important for sharing kisses too.

[cawfullyironic]

dude i am so off my game
my troll senses must have atrophied in the cold deadness of void space
i legit cannot tell if your fuckin with me or not i should be shamed of myself

[papacerberus]

fuckin?

I am not, I believe. But I also do not readily recognize the word, so I could be wrong.

[shantiprayer]

[And that's when a familiar voice comes streaming over the Network.]

Oh, it's you! I didn't realize you were a Traveler too! Hello! And oh my gosh, your thoughts are orange! How are you doing that? I didn't even know thoughts could be orange!

[Yeah she basically sounds like this is the coolest thing ever.]

[cawfullyironic]

oh hey
sup
orange is just kinda this thing i do
and also am

[shantiprayer]

Orange is the color of victory. It's a good color to be! But, uhm. I'm sorry if you get asked if you're part of the Embryon a lot.

[cawfullyironic]

nah i get it
sportin yo gang colors
not gonna get shanked for it am i