backdated to not long after Doki Doki's end

[cawfullyironic]

-=there's a new voice coming across the network, a bit southern and a whole lot of unfortunate turns of phrase. but not only does everyone hear it they see the words appearing as well. orange, glowing, and generally unpleasant to have right there in your brain=-

Dude I'm in a place and it's got people.
Hell yes, I need to get me some supplies if yall feel like helpin a bro out.

I need some fuckin Doritos.

Been on a boat for the last three fucking years and the i just happened to piggyback on some dude visiting japan and and the chump didn't even think to check out all the weird ass dorito flavors they got going on.
Like what even the fuck was wrong with that guy?

I'd like totally wade through an immeasurable field of over ripe dong to find the penultimate dick in which to suck to get me a decent sized bag of Doritos right about now.

Jesus fuck, it's been like forever since I've stained my fingers with the processed cheezy goodness or nearly choked myself to death by upending directly into my mouth to get the last vestiges of cheese dust and those little leftover shards that like to wedge themselves in the back of your throat.

Got me some random ass bird legs though.
Last thing I needed was someone dicking around in my proverbial programming so I can evolve like some feathery fucking pokemon.
Not that I didn't have enough swag oozing from my already existing feathers.
Yeah.
So there's that I guess.

((OOC: If anyone doesn't want to bother with orange text just let me know and/or poke his permissions post. He won't keep it up forever, he can just be a dick sometimes.)

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

yeah
but it was my fault anyway so whatever its not like i didnt know what i was doing
and im kinda just there on the universe thing at this point
also i highly doubt that thr fact i can draw dicks on the inside of everyones skull was some kinda real drawing point in terms of usefullness

[littleladyluck]

[There's a pause there, fifteen seconds tops, with no answer. Those around her in the flesh right now may hear some muffled giggling.]

It's definitely something I've never heard of or seen before. Then again, I try to refrain from seeing the insides of skulls as much as possible.

[curse her lack of psychic skills, she can't explain away all the radio silence over the network.]

[cawfullyironic]

yeah its just like how you can see my words floating around because fuck how does one talk online without text its like a goddamn travesty
but yeah i can do that with pictures too

i accidentally caused the meltdown to end all meldowns doing it once
it was kind of glorious

[littleladyluck]

[another pause for unheard laughter. She was one of those odd ones who found some strange joy in postmodern and dada works. Davesprite has more than likely just made her day.]

I can understand why! With this image, then, or something else entirely?

[cawfullyironic]

somethin else
but omg
this shit was nuclear levels of volcanic eruptions
one purple faced spit spewing ragefit to end them all
granted i was kind of being a dick at the time
but holy shit

[littleladyluck]

I can definitely believe that. You seem like the sort of person to cause "nuclear volcanoes" of nonsense. I mean this in the most complimentary way possible, I promise.

[cawfullyironic]

granted that is true
i am completely amazing
a grand high master of assetry
but this was all him
john wins the award for greatest overreaction to a shitty joke of all time
and i mean seriously the joke was dumb

[littleladyluck]

The tzar of tomfoolery?

Ah. I'll need to ask you about your universe-crafting companions some time, if I may!

[cawfullyironic]

the emperor of shenanigans

sure if you want
havent seen a couple of them in like years tho